A dude who grows out long curly hair during college and decides to buzz it off in a ceremonial way to celebrate his new corporate life at Bank of America. Has may have an uncanny resemblance to the character ‘Mordecai’ from Regular Show. If provoked, he might say “this shit is a sonic movie!” After no one responds to his jokes, he will usually slip and fall with a banana peel slip sound playing in the background. A true enigma.
“Dude, you’re working at BofA? What happened to your long hair! Dude *hm hm hm* your being such an Anthony “wooooooooooaaaahhhhhhhhh!!”
by The Space Man December 17, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is an amazing person. He can make you smile even when you're feeling down, or you want to die. He is always smiling, even when he's in pain. Anthony is so sweet and an amazing boyfriend. But, if has a girl best friend, have fun trying to be his girlfriend, she'll get jealous and flirt with him to make you leave.
Girl 1: Anthony is sooo cute
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
Girl 2: but Caddence is his best friend
Girl 1: nevermind. Anthony is basically taken.
by Devil's Bitch666 April 21, 2019
Get the Anthonymug. Anthony is the type of guy that doesnt like attention. He is always wanting to isolate himself away from reality because he has a difficult time making friends. Nobody even bothers to come up to one and asks to talk or wants to be friends with him. Anthonys can either be boring and not fun to be around or the life of the party. But in reality, theyre just plain. Girls tend to ignore or stay away from him because of how he looks and will say something to their friends about his appearance. They had their hearts broken too many times to want to even be in a relationship and their sex life is miserable. If I were you, dont be so haste to date an Anthony because they might not be worth it in the end.
Girl 1: Eww, who is that weird looking boy?
Girl 2: Thats Anthony. He's quiet, but nobody likes him
Girl 1: Haha, he'll probably stay single forever
Girl 2: Thats Anthony. He's quiet, but nobody likes him
Girl 1: Haha, he'll probably stay single forever
by Nobodylikeshim July 18, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. A shit human that will never text or call when dating them , they always take and never give back . When being friends with this person they start to become more fake and prude , while dating them they’ll make it there best to steal and take everything and your heart with them and they have small dicks and can’t even grab ass or boob right, they constantly fail no matter what . That’s how big of an ass hole they be .
by Fun_times🥱 March 25, 2022
Get the Anthonymug. he is the type of guy that is weird but has the ability to eat anything, paper, paperclips, erasers, rocks, and feathers. He's the one person that doesn't like attention and tries to stay hidden in the back, but when he wants to be, he can be the life of the party.
by speciman209 November 5, 2019
Get the ANTHONYmug.