by fthfhbbtf June 8, 2025
Get the Alfie Haywood Crouchmug. 
An Alfie Greenleaf is a thing that will cut off your balls and make you digest them if you step on his toe
kid 1: GO STEP ON Alfie Greenleaf toes
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
kid 2: ok
kid 1: hahaha
kid 2: aaaahhhhh... ugghh ow!!! *couching and chokes on his testicleless*
by wogsaredumb September 5, 2022
Get the Alfie Greenleafmug. Has a really big shlong and can really last a lifetime in bed, also is very funny and everyone loves him. Very loyal and a great boyfriend, know one can compete just an all round great, sexy, muscled beast
He is an Alfie!
by Ilovealfie4life November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022
Get the Alfie Seamensmug. A person who is almost in every way perfect and is quite intelligent. Alfie carpenter is usually very likeable and is a very trust worthy person
by OnlyUKknows November 19, 2018
Get the alfie carpentermug. by Hey bitches go shopping December 25, 2020
Get the Alfiemug.