Alfie

Alfie is a disgusting, vulgar, scum of the earth flatmate whose needs putting up against a wall and shooting because why is he so grim and dirty. Can’t live in peace with this bigot. He is a family fiddler heard he chose to go an inch forward into his mum and also an inch back into his dad.

Person 1: How are your new flatmates ?

Person 2: he’s so disgusting he’s such an Alfie

by Lydia xox February 2, 2024

Alfie

Massive cock hates gingers and likes big bobs and fights aliban members for isis

Alfie is a sexy beast with big cock would make me not walk for 3 weeks

by finlay sexy breast April 4, 2022

alfie trinder

An incredibly sexy man who all the lady’s love

Wow he’s a real Alfie Trinder

by Unknownuser69420 July 21, 2021

Alfie

A person who is or was spittin straight fax

Yo Alfie is spittin straight fax

by Big sket January 25, 2020

Alfie Woolger

A man with attachment issues who often snorts cum to bring his self esteem up.

wow that man is a proper Alfie Woolger.

by Gobbled smack August 24, 2023

Alfie

a short sexy man with a huge dick who would be willing to cum for the queen and britain

alfie is hot

by your mu July 3, 2024

Alfie

A fat nonce with a fat hairy mole

Alfie is a nonce

by Adi12e November 24, 2021