Alyssa

The hottest girl with the fattest ass

Alyssa has that fatty

by Dawg14 August 27, 2022

Alyssa

She is the most wicked awesome girl you'll ever meet. Her enneagram number is 3 for sure. Her lookalike animal is a panda, and she loves climbing trees. She is a true Gryffindor.

Alyssa, I love you! You are the greatest.

Love, your friend Maggles

"Alyssa, Alyssa. Why you eating those branches? You panda."

by BarfKnuckles February 20, 2021

Alyssa

Hottest mf you’ll ever meet. Befriend her, while your at it, marry her. She’s so nice and hot and deserves everything and more. I would fall in love with an alyssa

“Dude is that Alyssa?” “Yeah!” “Bro we need to get on our hands and knees for her”

by Waterysprite March 7, 2021

Alyssa

Alyssa is a beautiful girl. If you know an Alyssa, tell her you love her or love being her friend. She always smiles and she is smart and active. She is pretty and wants to be the center of attention (and always is). She has an awesome, cute sense of fashion. She loves to sew and she says what is on her mind without a struggle. She has long brown hair, wavy, streaming down her back, and she is a dancer.

Friend 1: "Is that Alyssa?"
Friend 2: "I think it is."
Alyssa: "Hey, girls! I'm Alyssa. Nice to meet you."
Friend 1 to friend 2: "she seems SO nice!"

by CharmingAndGraceful October 20, 2019

Alyssa

The most beautiful girl in the world, Shes a Queen. She has Angel eyes, a dirty mind, and a dirtier mouth. Shes easy to fall in love with, but shes a man eater. She will make you fall head over heels you will give her your heart, break it, and watch you pick up all the pieces. But no matter what when she bats her big beautiful blue eyes, you will always go running to her.

I cant seem to get over Alyssa shes everything I've ever wanted.

by Blue is your color. October 23, 2019

Alyssa

The best person you will ever meet, everybody likes Alyssa! she will be the best friend you've always dreamed of. she likes anime, and has the perfect body! If you hate them you can go die in a hole and drown! By, your bestie: LILY

Person One: Alyssa is so ugly!
Person Two: *PUNCHES TO THE END OF MULTIVERSE* FUCK OFF!

by IH@TEMYLIFESOMUCH February 18, 2022

Alyssa

A hoe with no ass and no boobs

Name a girl who is a hoe Alyssa

by deejgd December 6, 2017