Abusement

When you abuse another for your amusement.

Use it as an excuse;
Why did you knee Joel so hard he threw up? "Abusement"

by Phaedrus April 16, 2015

Abuse unit

Texas law defines "Abuse unit" thus (Health and Safety Code, Title 6, Subtitle C, Chapter 481, Subchapter A, Section 481.002):

(A) except as provided by Paragraph (B):

(i) a single unit on or in any adulterant, dilutant, or similar

carrier medium, including marked or perforated blotter paper, a

tablet, gelatin wafer, sugar cube, or stamp, or other medium that

contains any amount of a controlled substance listed in Penalty

Group 1-A, if the unit is commonly used in abuse of that

substance; or

(ii) each quarter-inch square section of paper, if the adulterant,

dilutant, or carrier medium is paper not marked or perforated into

individual abuse units; or
(B) if the controlled substance is in liquid or solid form, 40 micrograms

of the controlled substance including any adulterant or dilutant.

The most well-known substance in "Penalty Group 1-A" is LSD. The term "Abuse unit" is used in order to fairly prosecute possession or manufacture of drugs that are usually dosed with blotter paper (and other hard-to-measure mediums).

"Bro—Kady just boofed five abuse units of LSD!"

by cumshark October 21, 2019

boner abuse

Lazy Sunday wife teases all day. Makes you have multiple boners. Wife says "we can't do it right now. We have to wait until kids are in bed. She falls asleep before kids.

Just say no to boner abuse!

by ZeketheZookeeper April 9, 2017

Magical Abuse

Basically it's rape.

i like to magical abuse.

by BigChi123 September 26, 2018

Crib Abuse

When people use you for your house and go there whenever it’s available while you never get anything in return. They abuse the privilege of hanging out at your crib.

“Damn i’m suffering from crib abuse jake and robert always come to my house during the weekend and never invite me to anything.”

by Hayes Lamoureux November 13, 2018

wrong-cumfully abused

when one is pleasuring them selves to multiple images/videos on the internet... as they approach their climax feel a heightened crave to search for a better or more appealing image/video to their liking and end up reaching their climax to an image/video that it's unbearably reasonable to understand how they just ejaculated on their hand/computer/towel/paper towel/carpet/ceiling to an image/video they got caught watching while clicking and pointing in a fanatic hysteria of indulgence

you or someone you know is checking out some great porn... you click on another thumbnail of a related porn because they are tagged similarly and before you know it after a few more points and clicks you get a video of something that is nothing like the thumbnail image displayed and are wrong-cumfully abused to something you would normally make a sour face at.

by BrainAssembler November 26, 2010

Skee-Ball Abuse

Skee-Ball Abuse (SBA) is a trick found in 2018 the game Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is used to gain massive amounts of shiny objects in little time. To do it, travel to the Skee-Ball carnival game in Goo Lagoon. Bring two stone tikis over to it and throw one of them into the 10 hole. Then, Bowl into the hole using the bubble bowl. Next, you should throw another tiki on top of the bubble bowl ball. You should see a yellow "10" on the screen and hear the sound repeat if done correctly.

Skee-Ball Abuse was the best trick ever discovered in Spongebob Squarepants: Battle for Bikini Bottom. It is way more important than Cruise-Boosting.

by SHiFT_HD February 15, 2019