dump failure

when, to your surprise, you are unbelievably constipated, and you fail at making a bowel movement after many long minutes on the porcelain throne.

also in geography, dump failure is used to refer to bad waste disposal

I just had the biggest dump failure.

by kittttttten February 3, 2017

Failure

Lots of people say they are failures, but you are the only one who actually is.

You: I've done nothing with my life. I'm a failure.

by XxHipxX December 9, 2019

failure

you.

1. your parents: you are a failure
2. a cook on great british bake off: that vanilla cake with speculoos caramel frosted icing was a fucking failure
3. oh I also forgot, everyone in the whole world: you are failure

by JOE_DAD December 11, 2019

e-mail failure

when you type someone’s name wrong in an email but the government knows who you were trying to contact and contacts them through esp anyways.

The e-mail failure had someone thinking about the sender during the day.

by Coop Dupe December 12, 2019

failure

you

you are a failure!

by idontwanttostudyanymore December 17, 2019

failure

That is what all my friends call me. It is when u do or say something stoopid and they decide to call u a failure.

Me: Wow that’s a really cool horse !
Colleen: That’s a fucking bird u failure.
Me: 🥺👉🏾👈🏾

by Idfwpwfwpidfw March 24, 2020

sense of humour failure

A phrase used by a manager as an awkward semi-apology after they lose their temper at their employees. This is the closest to an apology you're likely to get.

Prevalent in the UK tech and consulting sector.

(after boss has stopped shouting obscenities at their staff)
"I'm afraid I've had a sense of humour failure..."

by QuartermasterGeralt June 3, 2020