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Shitter Thread

A thread on twitter which has lost all relevance and/or interest, or where only idiots trying to look cool after the main trend remain to show any form of willingful continuation of the thread. Can also be applied to forums and blogs. Another way of these coming about is where a shitter thread is created as a means for procrastination
have you seen the kinds of things people are tweeting on twitter nowadays? It's all shitter threads

The continued tweeting about Micheal Jackson's death and the current tweeting about Justin Bieber are examples of shitter threads.
by selenetythecat February 27, 2010
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Threading the needle

Putting a nail on the floor and falling on it so you end up sounding yourself
I was at a party and I had to play threading the needle
by Coolman8760 February 18, 2020
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Thread Clogger

A person who posts multiple links on Facebook and causes their friends' feed to be inundated with useless information.
She posts links to celebrity birthdays 10 times in a row every morning. I know, she's such a thread clogger.
by SublimeBabie April 16, 2011
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Thread Warfare

It's when you come across an argument online, mostly in youtube comment sections of porn addicts fighting against sperm cells over an opinion they got from a meme youtube channel or a twitter argument between a transgender vs an incel. Both sides of the debate are cringe in their own rights.
CocomelonEnjoyer: ew genshin impact, go kys.
Pornaddcict46356: go watch skibidi toilet.
Robloxskibidifan: go watch hentai you caseoh built foghorn sound effect.
the poor soul who found the thread warfare: Yo any popcorn?
by BlitzBerries June 21, 2024
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Thread the peedle

When one person is sitting on a toilet and another person (usually male) pees through the gap between the first person's legs. As featured in the book 50 shades of word 3: Fried chicken.
Man can you wrap up that shit? I gotta pee

Why don't you just thread the peedle

Good idea!
by Peedlethread March 21, 2023
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Text Thread Hater

One who refuses to accept how awesome, efficient and enjoyable a group chat, thread or conversation can be.
Rebecca hates being included on the Anderson Family text thread because she thinks it is banal, she is a text thread hater.
by sidewayspony89 June 27, 2018
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Double-thread

The skillful and dangerous art of chatting two or more people on Insta, WhatsApp, SMS at the same time.

The expert double-threader will stay current with the flow of all their chats, being careful not to send the wrong message to the wrong people.

The unsuccessful: may God have mercy on your Slack
Me (SMS): Hey, hey, are you still there? Are you chatting someone else - are you tryna double-thread me?
Her (3 minutes later): Baby, I'm sorry, you caught me! Haha. I'll tell my mother I'll hit her up later.
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Boss (WhatsApp group chat): Everybody, I need that response on the Dithers account in the next five minutes.
Soon-to-be ex-employee: Marlon, get a load of Mr. Next Five Minutes. Next time I see the boss, I'll tell him he has five minutes to fuck off!
Boss: looks like somebody dosen't know accounting OR double-threading
by Burntsox August 7, 2022
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