thread the needle

when you’re SO is out running errands for you and you quickly jet out to meet up with your side piece and bang one out quickly, then race home to get back just before your SO does.

My hubby was headed back home from work, but he hit traffic, so i ran over to my side-dick to thread the needle. had him hit it from the back real quick and cum in my mouth so i could kiss my hubby on the lips when he got home made it home just in time to make him think i was cooking dinner the whole time.

what an idiot, i’m so glad i humiliate him all the time.

by WannabePilatesPrincess July 07, 2025

i hate my girlfriend thread

A bunch of lonley ass twitter men that never had a real bad bitch before.

i hate my girlfriend thread on twitter

by empdumbnigga October 06, 2023

Threads

better twitter clone

Person 1: threads is better than twitter

Person 2: ikr

by matrixity July 16, 2023

Yarneary Thread

A type of yarn thread just to piss you off.

I'm going to use some of that yarneary thread for making pockets.

by Unlucky_Possum September 27, 2023

thread

Someone that’s is keeping you alive; happy.

I’m hanging by a thread. My best friend, Olivia, is my thread.

by charlidanelio January 12, 2021

Threading

Huge dick head

You a re a real threading tray

by Hugeahole June 20, 2025

Thread a needle from 10' away

When someone has such profuse diarrhea, a shotgun blast from the ass could thread a needle 10' away

Oh man, Jenny is shitting like a tiger! If she wanted too, she could thread a needle from 10' away!

by bshoey006 June 29, 2022