If you meet a Nolan, dear god don't lose him. He's a crackhead (in a funny way 😌) and extremely cute. Usually athletic, at least 2 sports. He gets your attention as soon as you meet him, he's very funny and handsome. He's extremely smart, and can ace a test 2 grades above him. But, the girl has to be able to take a joke, because he'll make fun of you in an affectionate way. When he's around his friends, he's way different than when it's just you. He can get annoying as hell, but he'll love you no matter what. You break a Nolan's heart, he won't show he's hurt, but he'll feel it. His family is usually amazing, and usually has at least 2 younger siblings. If your not interesting dating a Nolan, 1, you're missing out, 2, he's a great friend to joke around with, but be careful, it's easy to catch feelings. He is usually short. He most likely won't make the first move, so you should take your chances with him. He has great taste in music, and knows all the top hit now along with the top hits a decade ago. Love him with all your heart, and be grateful. Never leave him for another guy. They are extremely competitive. They won't settle for losing, or anything even close to it. Nolans are rare and special. Don't take them for granted.
"Geez that Nolan is smoking!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
"I heard he made the basketball team and aced his final exams!"
"Really? His girlfriend must be so lucky!"
by Secret Admirer 😝 May 26, 2020
Get the Nolanmug. A dumb idiot who has to go to the mental hospital and takes meds bc all of the girls hes gotten have fucked him up.
by Nooooocruiseship October 2, 2025
Get the Nolanmug. nan is a funny person, usually gay, most of the time you can see him with guys. He is confident, outgoing, and smart. If you have nolan as a friend then keep him. (Even if your a guy , just be careful)
by Googled 12 December 13, 2019
Get the Nolanmug. A big fucking Goliath who is commonly known as the local pedo. He usually sniffs farts and lives bog cock
by Sus.,imposter92 September 6, 2021
Get the Cian nolanmug. Nolan is outgoing and fun. He is a good looking guy who is confident and funny. He is very entertaining and when hanging out with him, you will never be bored. At first all you see is the fun side of him but once you get to know him you will see that he is actually a big softy with a big heart. He is the type of person to stick up for the people he cares about and to say things that other people are too scared to say. He is brave and doesn’t care what others think. Once you really get to know him though you’ll see that he is very self aware. He is very particular with who he lets see the real him and who he decides to care about. He would entertain anyone and be friends with almost anyone but only a select few get to see who he truly is when he isn’t busy trying to make people laugh and be entertaining.
by weirddome28 November 26, 2023
Get the Nolanmug. Nolan is such a cool guy. Nolan is the coolest guy you will ever meet. Nolan is usually obsessed with music, a very rad and incredible artist. Nolan is a very good and loyal friend. He is not the type to judge you. He has very good taste in fashion. Sometimes Nolan will fool you with his obliviousness, but he is in fact very very smart. Like damn the boy could go to Harvard smart. He is a dreamer and if you meet a Nolan you are so very lucky and make sure you stick by his side support and love him always.
by Lilbugz227 November 23, 2021
Get the Nolanmug.