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Nigel

In slang, particularly in English, in England, the term "a Nigel" is often used to refer to a stereotype of a middle-class, suburban white male, often perceived as being somewhat bland, boring, or lacking in adventure. The name has been popularized in various media and is sometimes used humorously or pejoratively to describe someone who embodies these traits.
Nigel Farage is such a nigel, it restores your faith in nominative determinism.
by Fustbariclation November 2, 2024
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Nigel

The correct way for a white person to greet his black friend.
by OhDangerz March 9, 2019
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Nigel Davies

A welsh man racing in a tractor. (Reference to Nigel Mansell)
Jesus! Look how quick that tractors going! Must be Nigel Davies
by Bexamillion August 31, 2010
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Nigel

nigel is a person with a huge cock and big balls
I wish i was like nigel maybe my girlfriend didn’t cheat on me then
by Peepeepoopoo balls and cock November 23, 2021
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Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.
by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024
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a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 7, 2025
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