jasper

jasper means a very awesome person that has the longest toenails that can reach the ends of all of the infinite universe's!

Person 1: "Man thats guys toenails are long!
Person 2: "not as long as jaspers

by poiborb April 21, 2023

Jasper

funniest fucking person on earth

why are you laughing so much?
i just stalked to jasper

by dhhsbddbbx November 20, 2023

Jasper

Jasper is a big red flag. As soon as you meet him, run the other way. He doesn't like girls his own age, and WILL romantically venture for younger girls. He's rude but somehow oblivious to the things he does wrong.

"Hey did you hear about Jasper?"
"Yeah I heard what he did to that freshman girl.."

by user74918304 November 20, 2023

Jasper

This one cool gender queer dude who I ate me out once. Definitely recommend👍👍

Jasper once randomly asked me if I’d heard of a confetti dildo before because they wanted to know if they came up with it.

by Orr.not December 14, 2023

Jasper

Good smelling cat. Mrrrrrrr

Hey did you hear that?
No, but I smelled a Jasper

by sandwichthief_lover August 3, 2023

jasper

whore player that looks for insecure younger men to manipulate and play with.

person1: ew is that jasper??
person2: ew what a slag

by person894853465 September 4, 2023

jasper

a guy that wants to get with all his mates sisters

jasper: yo bro is that your sister ?
garth: yeah she's 11

jasper: oh, age is just a number...

by yellowfellow29 September 10, 2023