Zach

a little bitch that is tiny and abusive.

Zach was a big bitch last night

by Rego465 February 20, 2020

Zach

Zach, not the smartest of all people but some how, still passes most of his classes. He’s very funny, but has a dark sense of humour. He is tall, but not skinny, and has black hair. He will say the stupidest things if you insult him, or even compliment him.

Person 1: Hey Zach, did you know that there’s a test tomorrow.

Zach: Well I’m illegally legally illegally special so, no.

by PotatoPatato69 October 27, 2019

zach

A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.

Zach is perfect for me!

by MashaToka December 15, 2018

Zach

He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay

Zach just touched a guys dick.

by Plz work this time May 24, 2019

Zach

A fat rude bitch that makes fun of you

He is such a Zach!

by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019

Zach

A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic

Zach, your jokes aren't funny. You fucking demented 4 year old born in Afghanistan.

by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019

Zach

A pissy little bitch who gets upset when he doesn't get what he wants, also he's very gay who has a measly bodycount of 1

"Oh look at that cunt what a pussy"
"I know right, looks like zach"

by @therealharoldhegarty June 3, 2019