Zach is a really big jackass with no friends and really big man titties. he looks like a very fat hippie and can be very annoying. nobody likes him and if he says he has a girlfriend, dont believe him because he is dating his mother.
by DumboWumbo December 5, 2019
Get the Zachmug. 
A Russian/muslim islamic ultra-terrorist who wants to work for nasa just so he can plant a bomb on the next space shuttle to the moon and kill every living thing on it. Nickname: the spastic
by bigmanfunny4 October 28, 2019
Get the Zachmug. He is a dumbass random dipshit that always disses his friends cause he can’t find a girl to fuck. He is also secretly gay
by Plz work this time May 24, 2019
Get the Zachmug. He is such a Zach!
by IHATEPEOPLENAMEDZACH December 5, 2019
Get the Zachmug. A nice, kind caring guy, he can easily punch someone and knock them out but never would hit a girl. He is caring, sweet and easy to fall for. He has a kind personality and worries if someone is mad at him and doesn't like to have drama. he's very sweet and caring but also very independent. He likes to stay in shape and has an amazing smile. His brown eyes and hair are to die for.
by MashaToka December 15, 2018
Get the zachmug.