i'll sit on your face

inviting someone to give you oral sex
ill sit on your face and u can suk my huge cock
OR
ill sit on your face and u can lik my sweet pussy
by sexy_commando_pussy March 29, 2005
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Your face on a plate

Insult similar to 'your mum' but for smaller kids so you don't offend them too much!
Younger sister: Why is your ball bigger than mine?

You: Why is your face on a plate bigger than the ball?
by edgeFoHg January 04, 2012
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Bake your face.

A person who ticks you off and you want him to do something harmful to himself and then leave you along.
I've had enough of your verbal abuse. Go open an oven and bake your face.
by seafa June 17, 2011
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that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 25, 2008
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that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 25, 2008
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stuff your face

wen a guy cums all over ur face and u swallow...
i want u to stuff my face, bob... come on... do it...
by Abby Levin November 13, 2003
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that's what your face said

A combination of thats what she said and so's your face. Like so's your face it makes sense in any context, no matter what and is the ultimate comeback, even though its not that offensive.
Person 1: You're A retard.
Person 2: That's what your face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's face said.
Person 2: That's what your mom's cat's face said.
Person 1: That's what your mom's cat's owners face said.
Person 2: Dammit! You win.
by sammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 25, 2008
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