xander

shares a birthday with jojo siwa

Xander : yoo it's my bday brah
Jojo : *does a flip*

by glocksncocks69 April 4, 2024

Xandere

a person who's whole life revolves around anime, cats, and ice cream. Also someone who has a friend/bf named Xander.

Person 1: "Omg I love ice cream and anime and cats!"
Person 2: "Omg you Xandere smh"

by sayana :3 April 18, 2024

Xander

Someone who reallyyyyy loves to get dominated by huge femboy furries, and getting railed by them again and again as he just can't breathe and his legs are destroyed from them :3

"Hey Xander you okay?"
"No, that last furry ruptured my insides TwT"

by pea-chan May 27, 2024

Xander

Xander is that kid that is way too into one thing, whether it be hunting, fishing, or sports. Xander is the one to make sure all is well for his friends and family. He is just to annoying to be hated if that makes sense, Always coming up with bad and corny jokes just cuz he can, I know this cuz my BF is a Xander

Xander: Hey bro hows it going
His Friend Gary: Nothing much, just cot a blue gill
Xander: Cool, just checking on ya, Good luck

by fjwlifhwrf November 27, 2021

Xander

a man that LOVES sucking cock

“hey im Xander and I LOVE cock, especially sucking on it”

by knivesirl February 11, 2024

Xander

His ass is so big you could fit a Mack truck up it.
Xander is known for hiding in the bathroom, fucking Xander 2.0, and spending $5000 of his college fund to jerk off to I love you colonel sanders.

“Xander is so hot 🥵”

by 1010789 February 23, 2024

Xander

Xander is a kind person, but he’s also so strong, but he doesn’t let his strength take away from his kindness. He works so hard, never cheats on anything whether it’s dual credit chemistry or a girl who loves him more than she loves frosting. Xander is the most beautiful thing God created, inside and out. He’s Godly, and loving and you really can’t find a better friend or partner than him. He brights up everyone around hims day, and sometimes people don’t understand him, but that’s okay because those who do love him to death.

I love you Xander, always and forever no matter what, all the way.

by ApplesnCinna January 26, 2026