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Michael Moment

When somebody says or does something so sped and/or lazy that it rivals the actions of Sir Michael Grxyyy
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "Why download Adobe when I can use the Youtube Video Editor"
Ant The BIG D -- "That's a real Michael Moment"
Sir Michael Grxyyy -- "What do you meeeannnn... whatever I don't care simple *duh dun*"
by middle nut December 31, 2019
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a House moment

A sudden flash of genius, when one is trying to solve a complicated problem or frustrating issue. Inspired by the show House M.D. Typically near the end of the episode; Dr. House, in deep thought or from seeing a clue around him, finally finds the right diagnosis.
After accidentally spilling a bottle of black ink on my carpet, I tried to get it off with an old sponge before it dried. While panicking to clean it, I had a House moment. I ran to my bathroom, grabbed a bottle of shampoo, poured it on the spill, and scrubbed it spotless.
by Dr. Claw December 31, 2008
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senior moment

A lapse of memory, logic or mental function which is atypical or unusual. The individual suffering the event, may not necessarily be advanced in age, although senior citizens are more likely to experience an occurrence.
Mom had a "senior moment" yesterday when she poured laundry detergent into the dryer.
by Gizmoitus September 30, 2003
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Hababa Moment

A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf
What the fuck just happened!?? What a hababa moment.
by Jandalf September 18, 2021
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Pocket Moment

Look! Coco did a pocket moment
by Alfonso:) May 25, 2021
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Biscuit Moment

The precise moment when a player, usual on a first person shooter reaches for a biscuit to their side, thus momentarily leaving their controller and making themselves vulnerable to sniper fire. More predominantly known as the KitKat moment in the UK.
Biscuit Moment: Whilst playing Call Of Duty 4 online, Tim reached for the conveniently placed biscuits to his left only to find once returning that he had been shot in the head by a sniper.

Whilst targeting this guy online I was waiting for the all important KitKat moment before taking appropriate action.
by Gippon January 1, 2008
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Jesus Moment

When an absolute dumbass creates an incredibly bullshit excuse to not do something.

(Not Jesus as in the son of god, but the mexican name Jesus)
Jesus: I can't turn in my work, the site is down!
Person 1: Jesus moment
by edp4452 January 8, 2022
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