teen welfare bum

A derogatory term for a Canadian teenager who lives off welfare.
Damn Canadians with there teen welfare bums!
by DicPhuk February 11, 2016
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State sponsored welfare

1. Really useless public servants that have a job in state government and add no intrinsic value even when executing their duties of office/position, and are likely to contribute to costs due to their incompetence.

They would be less burden to the community if they were on federal unemployment benefits, but instead park their lazy butts in a position in state government way above their retarded abilities. Effectively this is what is called State sponsored welfare.

Particularly endemic within NSW Government, Australia. Think of most high ranking politicians and the ex-premier of NSW (Bob Carr). The cross-city tunnel project, de-salination plant debarkle, introduction of the pokie tax hikes, vendor tax, land tax, sydney bed tax, "code red" conditions in hospitals and numerous other rash ill-informed decisions that have cost NSW hundreds of millions of dollars for very little return.
1. Bob Carr, our premier, is on state sponsored welfare whilst he remains in office.
by Giulio Campobassi April 05, 2006
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Stuck Up middle or high school cheerleader,especially one with loose morals.
Since athletes and cheerleaders are the first ones to "Pair Off", they usually wind up spitting out kids before any of their classmates. Their "firstborn" is usually conceived on the night of the prom, as their classmates point to her and say:"That's a Future Welfare Mom In Training"!
by RTBSTRD November 02, 2013
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welfare joy ride

when a fertile woman lies about being on birth control and wants bareback from her partner for the sole purpose of not only becoming pregnant but to blackmail the father for child support until the conceived child comes of age
when your one night girlfriend pulled the welfare joy ride argument on you and you fell for it, well, you may be more gullible than you think.
by Sexydimma October 22, 2016
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White Trash Welfare Check

Opening the oven to check if there are any pots, pans, and/or Tupperware left inside before using it to cook. This is a reference to the common practice among European-Heritage Americans living below the poverty line to use the oven as a storage place when not in use.
I had to do a White Trash Welfare check so my MeeMaw didn't burn the house down like Mama did preheating that oven full of Tupperwares back in '82.
by WendyWuessten January 27, 2022
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academic welfare

Attending college primarily to live off of student loan funds. The motivation for a poor person to become a professional student.
My parents are proud I'm going back to college for my masters degree, but the truth is that I can't find a job and am going on academic welfare.
by Shanthrax138 April 27, 2010
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health, welfare, and morels

What a gourmet-chef parent feels da responsibility to maintain in his/her children.
While it is indeed a good practice to have your offspring try new foods dat are widely believed to be "healthy 'n' tasty", you should also keep in mind dat everyone's physiques, tolerances, and culinary preferences are different, and so if you truly care about your child's health, welfare, and morels, you should never insist dat he eat mushrooms if he doesn't care for them.
by QuacksO January 04, 2025
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