Warm Kentucky Welcome

the act of shooting sperm on a random person

Stan and mergret were in the midde of intercourse, after hearing a knock on a door, it was a police and he splurt sperm,

The policemen said that he was going to give a ticket for parking at the wrong place but hes being arrested for Assult of warm kentucky welcome

by periroast August 27, 2016

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yee yee welcome to parie

it is a funny phrase to say when you are happy.

yee yee welcome to parie

by mollywizo June 18, 2019

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welcome to free hermit crab

a shop in myrtle beach that says "welcome to free hermit crab" in the window

guy1: hey dude i just went to welcome to free hermit crab
guy2: thats such a convenient store
guy1: i know right

by mcficker January 02, 2019

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Irish Welcome

A penis in the butt.

You deserve the ol’ Irish Welcome.

by ProfessionalBoweller January 21, 2018

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You're welcome, Corporal Clueless

The response to a snide, "Thank you, Captain Obvious" remark that not only maintains a military subtext, but also asserting superiority, by virtue of a captain being a commissioned officer and a corporal being a non-commissioned officer.

ENGINEER: We will be able to resume operations when we get the network fixed.

MAIL CLERK: Thank you, Captain Obvious.

ENGINEER: You're welcome, Corporal Clueless.

by CarltonGLong November 28, 2017

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