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Vagina week

When the lady in your life starts acting up. All logic and reason is thrown out the window, you start questioning yourself and if you really are being unreasonable, then find out she's menstruating. There's nothing you can do to make it better, the build up is insane, the week it's here is more insane and then by some miracle the demons release your beloved and return a normal human being.

You make note of the early warning signs, hair tied up, slightly agitated at the tiniest of things and every time you get caught out. Be strong brothers
Hey Al, how's it going?

Shit mate it's vagina week again, all I asked is what she would like to eat. She's gone beserko, her heads twisting round and all sorts! I offered her fish and chips, she smashed a plate and said she hates fish and chips, but she also said let's have fish and chips last night.

Be strong mate it'll be over in a couple of weeks. There nothing you can say that'll make it right.
by Lifeeggs February 4, 2020
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dragon week

Period. Menstruation. Satan's sacrificial fountain week. That 7 days or so when a biologically female person's uterus wall layers shed a microscopic egg and blood and tissues while the person with said uterus typically becomes a dragon that does not tolerate anyone or anything.
Him: Why is she so bitchy today?
Her: *rolls eyes* It's her dragon week this month.
by HerTurtleHighness October 23, 2015
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Tech week

One week of absolute hell preceding the opening of a show, where all the acting, costumes, lighting, etc come together.

Tech weeking

The act of participating in tech week
Friend 1: Hey are you ok? You look really tired.

Cast member: Not really, I’ve been basically living at school all week...

Friend 1: Why?

Cast member: Tech week
by Really-Tired-Cast-Member October 24, 2019
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Green Week

A time in a women's monthly cycle, directly between periods, when she is ovulating and fertle making her incredibly horny.
Green week is hard for me when I'mm single.
by giiiirrr June 3, 2018
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Roman Week

When one has sex with their partner for 72 continuous hours, taking breaks only to drink wine and/or smoke weed
John: Hey I haven't seen Caleb in a few days, know where he is?
Jack: Yeah last I heard he and his girlfriend were having a Roman Week
by Centurion_Code May 12, 2016
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graduation week

The week following graduation where seniors celebrate their success.
No one could stop talking about the surreal event that took place during graduation week.

During the high school reunion people continued to bring up Joel's jumping off the roof during graduation week.
by themajorkey October 4, 2016
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gig'em week

Gig'Em week started in 2000 as the week before the Fall semester starts in Aggieland. Recently renamed to "Howdy Week" for no apparent reason, except to make it sound lame. Fear not, a name change will not make Gig'Em week any less than what it truly has been for the past 17 years, which is a giant week long party!!! Upperclassman of all ages look forward to Gig'Em week as a time to absolutely rage their faces off before real school work sets in. Who are we kidding though, the first week of school, "syllabus week" is also an appropriate time to commit such acts of putting school on the back burner for just a little longer! So get ready freshman you're in for a treat, also please refrain from using the term, "Howdy Week", it simply goes against tradition.
"Gig'Em week is in less than 5 days, I can't wait to get ignate."

"Last Gig'Em week I ended up in Foundies like every night, and I haven't been there since freshman year."

"WHOOP I am about to get tore up at Gig'Em week this year!"
by RedAssAg August 15, 2017
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