Wassel Bag

1. A bag of assorted gifts that you bring wasseling to give to others. It is expected as with all wasseling that the person or family whose house you visit while wasseling should invite you in for a drink.

2. A derogatory word for someone usually used in jest due to the humorous sound of the word.

exp 1. Hey bill, want to go wasseling through the neighborhood? I already have the wassel bags ready. I put some candy and a christmas CD in them.


exp 2. Can you believe how rude that lady was to the waiter? What a wassel bag.

by John MF B. January 6, 2009

washted

the Ebonics way of saying the word "wasted." derived from the 80's when people would drink in large amounts and forget that a dick goes inside of your pants.

"come on man lets pound some brews! YEA LETS GET WASTED!!!!"

"rock star, lifestyle, might dont make it
living life high everyday clique washted
sippin on purple stuff, rollin up stankin
wake in the morning, 10 o'clock drinkin
party, party, party, lets all get washted."
- gucci mane 2009

by scrotal punch October 12, 2009

Waistband Shorty

Noun - The name given to a person who insists on wearing their pants way too high on their torso, and uses a belt to keep them at that level.

Waistband Shorty's pants were pulled up almost to her neck today.

by shelbsassy February 21, 2011

Waist Bandit

Another term for an erection.

Ashley: Hey, did you see John last night? He had a waist bandit.

Brittany: Oh, that was John?

by ** The Truth ** April 23, 2016

wassabi hell

Wassabi hell is the act of playing Kanchō with your friends using a shaved wassabi root. It comes from over a hundred years ago when Japanese housewives would insert wassabi roots into their husbands anuses, because Japan is fucking weird like that.

Your mom and I went through wassabi hell last night.

by TunaRailgun December 2, 2016

Waisters

Finx and Pepe

You don't want to be Waisters like them *feelsbadman*

by FinxUK May 15, 2017

Waistal Plane

The invisible line drawn horizontal along ones waist separating the thorns from the legs.

“I got you with my circle dude.”
“Doesn’t count bro, it wasn’t below the waistal plane.”

by The raw potato 🥔 January 20, 2018