The Walrus

Much like the Angry Dragon, the walrus is simple. When you are getting head from a guy/girl and you are about to ejaculate, ram your dick far into his/her mouth, causing him/her to gag. You've blocked the air passage and the only way for your cum to exit is shooting through his/her nasal passage. Pull out immediatly and watch ur cum shoot out of his/her nose, resembling the walrus' majestic tusks. This can also be done by punching him/her in the stomach or tickling him/her as he/she is about to swallow.

Mike- "My girl was giving me head while I was watching the Discovery Channel, and I wanted her to resemble the walruses I was watching. So I gave her an Angry Dragon and it worked!"

by The Bitch February 16, 2007

Miley Walrus

Also known as Miley Cyrus.

See slut.

likes to rub clits with her BFF mandy.

obsessed fan: OMGOMGOMG HANNAH MONTANA! EEEEE! IM GONNA GO POLE DANCE NOW CUZ MILEY DID IT! EEEE!

normal person: shut the fuck up about that slut miley walrus.

by MileySUXass November 26, 2009

Walrus

You are about to smoke up at a party when one person begins to smoke two joints simultaneously giving the effect of a walrus. A loud "groooouugggg" sound is released on the exhale. This is valid with other smoking paraphernalia.

Dude we walrused those joints so hard last night.
Dude thats the biggest walrus I've ever seen!
Damn man, you're walrusing. You got that both shit in there.

by John "Legend" Peterson September 9, 2010

Walrus

Basically a mega powerful underwater goat. It sits around all day gathering energy, until it suddenly jumps into the water and goes on a rampage in which it rapes everyone within a few miles.

Hey, what's that coming towards us?

OH SHIT! IT'S A WALRUS!

by Kirbytroid May 10, 2011

walrus punch

when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks

my bitch was goin down and using too much teeth so i set her straight with a well timed walrus punch.

by beaver July 10, 2003

Walrus Pie

A homemade pie similar to that of a chicken pot pie. But made with walrus meat.

"Hey man, let's go to the store so we can make some walrus pie"

by SpicySauce April 2, 2008

Walrus Trait Syndrome

Possibly the worst genetic/ socialdisorder ever known. Symptoms include:
Lazy eyes, Long lanky arms, Infatuations with silver whistles, enlarged abdomens and horrible facial hair that seems to form tusks. Those infected with W.T.S. are incredibly irritable in times where their power might be challenged. All logic is lost in their speech and hold a conversation with one of these beings is comparable to having one's ear drums drilled out.

"Damn, Wolpoff's Walrus Trait Syndrome is really bad today"

by J-Lev March 31, 2009