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The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS is Nintendo's upcoming system. It is currently unknown if it will be a home console or a handheld, but we do know that scalpers will be all over it.
The Super New mini POWER NINTENDO 23DSi™ lite light micro xl dd ll e U BOY VIRTUAL ADVANCE SP pocket PLAYER & KNUCKLEs COLOR CUBE 64 & WATCH ENTERTAINMENT SYSTEM featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry Series ALSO PLAYS ON 2DS, coming 2024!
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Virtual mutual masterbation

Where you sit on your hand till it falls asleep and then you use it to jackoff so it fells like someone else jacking you off and you imagine some woman's jacking you off.
by Deep blue 2012 May 13, 2010
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virtual balls

I liken virtual balls to liquid courage. The anonymity and physical distance of the Internet affords many people the opportunity to present themselves as much bolder and brazen than they could otherwise muster during in-person communication.
For example, most of us no doubt have seen threads on listservs or blogs where someone who's a wuss in real life tries to shake other discussants through written aggression or by attempting to dominate the discussion with fancy jargon. Here, the person is mouthy or domineering online because it’s a safe venue. He or she has BIG virtual balls (but itty bitty balls in real life).
by LAguy October 1, 2008
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virtual optimist

A virtual optimist is a person who portrays a positive and hopeful future on social media, while generally not doing anything in real life to impact that future, expecting it to happen on its own.
1. You need to stop being a virtual optimist, this neighborhood hasn't improved in the last 20 years and keeps getting worse, since no one cares to do anything about it.

2. "Don't just migrate to another country!"
"Why not?"
"Things are going to be way better in 10 years time"
"Yeah, says you and every other virtual optimist out there!"
by T-Mod17 October 30, 2018
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virtual church girl

A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.
by MrNutella13 March 21, 2021
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virtualstorefront

A site or medium of sales staged on the world wide web.
Nothing like a virtualstorefront to send sales skyrocketing.
by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008
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Virtualism

1. The act of speaking online languages in the real world.

2. The study of this typical behavior and its affects.
Virtualism

Nerd 1: Dude, lawl, James got 98% on his math test. That's like, lal-mao!

Geek 1: Hah, that is roo-fel! WTF hes so phailure.

Dork 1: Z-OH-EM-GEE! I have to gee-two-gee. bee-bee guys!
by SUPssss February 25, 2009
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