I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Up the ass

When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults

I don't want it up the ass

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.

person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)

person two: should i help him, Person C?

person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck

person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!

by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023

Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.

Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.

by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019