When the Guelph police service racists mistake a hernia pain patient for a schizophrenic and shove machete up their anus in sexual assaults
by Cody5050 January 25, 2022
Get the Up the assmug. The response you give when someone you dislike or just your friend ask where one of their possessions are
by Imbetweenyourasscheeks February 9, 2025
Get the Up yo assmug. i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet
by imabroomstick September 24, 2025
Get the I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Assmug. Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.
This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
Get the Half A Sausage Up Their Assmug. A term that when heard should inspire a sense of OH F**K... I'M ABOUT TO DIE :), it is NOT a sexual term, and essentially means the same as "I will kick your ass, and not in a good way", if delivered with proper intimidation can immediately shut down a bad situation.
person 1: (is stuck in an enclosed space)
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
person two: should i help him, Person C?
person c: methinks he deserves to be stuck
person 1: If you don't help me, I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!
by abitchyyoutuber December 25, 2023
Get the I'm gonna plant my foot, up your ass!mug.