Upside Down Mustard Container

Upside Down Mustard Container (noun)

1. An idiotic attempt at an insult by someone who can't figure out what a good metaphor is.

2. A plastic container for holding and serving mustard, usually a squeeze bottle that can be placed upside down so that the contents are more quickly and easily accessed.

Time slipped away as he searched his idle brain for the perfect insult after an acquaintance had called him out on his usual shenanigans. Unfortunately, nothing came, so he blurted out, "I hate you! You upside down mustard container!" The man on the receiving end laughed and laughed, and then turned and walked away. He hasn't stopped laughing to this day. Not realizing just how lame his comment was, the one hurling the lame attempt at an insult held his head extra high, smiled in a way that looked more creepy than proud, and patted himself on the back for being such a creative, strong young lad.

by ggirlcolo May 2, 2023

Upside Down W is an M

Upside Down W is an M

Upside Down W is an M

by Death Menace May 9, 2023

upside down Woopsie Wazey

When you are getting a hand job and the person has their hand upside down with her pinky up.

I was laying in my bed and Amanda was giving me an upside down woopsie wazey.

by Bigbagger1231 August 19, 2023

Upside down spaceman

A helmet of some sort must be worn during the entire process, and the male must be upside down swinging from the ceiling on chains. To make the experience even better, other equipment may be used, such as knives and whips. Water can be used for additional lubrication.

Jack: We need to spice up our sex life.

Lisa: How about the Upside down spaceman? I heard about it from Joanna up the road.

by That bitch!! September 14, 2023

upside down world

Used in 2019 in the poem “The End State: In The Meantime - WHWB? - WWWB?)” on The Consummate Transitioner website and a LinkedIn post. Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? The truth is “what I say it is?” Truth is winning. Loyalty is truth. If you win, you are right. If you lose, you are wrong. Winning is the only acceptable outcome. Wrong is now right. Right is now wrong? Good is now evil and the weak appear to be strong. Lying and deception are acceptable, if we win. We accept and like being lied too by power as long as we win? Winning provides the the free space to hate, mistreat, demean, to attain self-absorbed satisfaction, and to feel comfortable doing so by the least and most despicable.

Upside Down World defined is a distorted or alternate reality where traditional norms, integrity, principles, and values are destroyed and shattered? Example in a sentence: The truth no longer matters, because the world is upside down.

by The Consummate Transitioner December 4, 2020

upside down wave

when you are on the monkey bars hanging upside down and someone ejaculates with so much power that you swing back and forth.

Julia: "Oh shit Jeff is getting hit with an upside down wave!"
Ron: "I just hope his ribs are ok."

by sausageonmyeggs December 14, 2020

Upside-down sideburn

When your asshair connects to your pubes and form a circle of hair on your nether region

Macs upside-down sideburn was a horrific sight to look at when he stood over my face butt naked

by Jimpson October 30, 2020