When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
by TeamScott October 30, 2008
Get the Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4mug. When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
by teamscott October 30, 2008
Get the Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2mug. When you take a used tampon, (the heavier the flow or the wetter it is, the better) and use a slingshot to shoot it at people you do not like.
"Stacy called me fat, so I nailed her in the eye with the Unholy Torpedo. That'll teach the mouthy fat cunt to watch what she says to me"
by anonymous April 27, 2025
Get the Unholy Torpedomug. The act of which two sailors of any nations navy, engage in sexual contact where one sailor shits in his own hand and proceeds to jerk off before inserting his shit covered penis into his sailor friends anus! Thus completing the dirty torpedo!
by Zkod December 5, 2020
Get the Dirty Torpedomug. Stacey: "Oh my gosh, did you see the size of Dave's Corned Beef Torpedo?"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
Cindy: "I did! I wouldn't mind taking that in me one day!"
by Lean.meany1237 July 19, 2024
Get the Corned Beef Torpedomug. by Dreamsofoldmen March 30, 2024
Get the Fluffy torpedomug. SOMEBODY(KVYAT) HIT ME ON DA REAR, TURN 2, AND THEN SOMEBODY(KVYAT)HIT ME AGAIN IN TURN 3
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.
- Seb Vettel after Kvyat torpedoed him.
by bachas February 24, 2022
Get the Torpedoedmug.