Toronto sober

To abstain from substances and alcohol, with the exception of ketamine

Like California sober but in the 6ix

“Hey man want a drink?”

“No thanks, I’m toronto sober tonight”
“Cool, here’s some k”

by 666_unicorn_666 September 19, 2025

Toronto Person

A person so far up their own ass they could only be from Toronto. Includes self-described “Renaissance Men”, wordsmiths, and Liberal brown nosers of the highest order.

A person who only parrots Liberal Party of Canada talking points, becoming aggressive and resorting to name calling when their views are challenged.

That account only posts pro-Trudeau content - must be a Toronto Person.

That Toronto Person has shit on his nose!

Toronto People claim to be liberal, but really they just hate anyone who doesn’t agree with their narrow world view.

by TruCrimes January 27, 2024

Toronto Omlet

Cereal that has the milk poured first, then the cereal.

"What's with this bowl of milk."
"Oh, It's my Toronto Omlet. I'm not done making it yet."

by Shart Truce June 22, 2019

Toronto Pickpocket

When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.

I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.

by Zimothy6372 May 14, 2024

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.

Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad

by GuyFawks April 24, 2017

Toronto

A magnificent city in Canada which is known for mistakenly being identified as the capital of Canada.
NO, IT"S NOT THE CAPITAL OF CANADA.

Nigga: Yo homeboy, just got off a plane to Canada's capital, Toronto.
Homeboy: Whatchu say u fool!!!
:BOOM:
:SMACK:
:POW POW:

by HOMEBOY47 November 25, 2020

University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023