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Tinder Psychosis

When you've spent way to much time swiping on Tinder.
"Dam dude Ive been on Tinder way too much, I think Im in Tinder Psychosis"
by Joebama Biden August 21, 2023
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Tinder hinder

My date last night was a tinder hinder. I wasn’t into her and she prevented any possibility with anyone else for the night
by Lucassworldwide February 4, 2018
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Alex from tinder
Alex from tinder is for the streets
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tinder block

A girl that makes you as hard as a cinder block, she is a tinder block.
(Example) I met this girl named Cindy on Tinder, she is a tinder block.
by MrSlangDude October 14, 2014
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Tinder hygiene

conditions or practices done prior to tinder dates conducive to maintaining health and preventing disease, especially through cleanliness.
Q: Why do you shampoo your hair so much?

A: Oh it was just a part of my tinder hygiene
by gato100pelo June 10, 2022
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Here are a few ways to make yourself popular on big-name dating apps like Tinder, especially in big cities. Here are a few (unwritten!) rules in exact ascending (beginning) order:

Photofeeler

Use Photofeeler. If you don't know what that website is, search it up on your bar. Photofeeler is THE ONLY reliable website to measure your looks. Aim for 20 to 40 votes, which is the standard factor.

EMPATHY-associated pictures are always encouraged. A picture of you next to a gentle pet - a dog, a cat, a rabbit, a guinea pig, a goldfish, or such similar beings - will increase your matches by a vast percentage.

DON'T EVER use any pictures where you are posing near or inside a car or truck, regardless of how nice it looks. JUST DON'T. Unless gold diggers are what you're aiming for, please avoid the car pictures. And ESPECIALLY stay away from a car your parent or boss owns.

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In addition to the entire Photofeeler section written above, make sure that when you are finished, prioritize the one with the highest total score (all photos should have attractiveness scores of no less than 5.0 out of 10, with an absolute minimum "confidence interval" rating of 4.0 out of 10). Contrary to popular belief, attractiveness alone will NOT get you dates. But smartness and trustworthiness combined with attractiveness will earn you multiple dates and even a whole relationship.

DO NOT mention politics or religion especially if your attractiveness score is less than 7.0.
Life Hacks to Get Matches on Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, & Other Dating Apps

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Tinder Hoe

A girl who basically lives on Tinder. Her profile pops up whenever you are on tinder, after your relationship has ended, or when you need some action, once in a while. She lives from one Tinder relationship to the next. She has no prospects of settling down anytime, ever.
Damn she's pretty man, but she a Tinder Hoe this one, always showing up when I swipe.
by RealTacoMan May 3, 2020
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