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Non-sexual Threesome

Also know as a Divorce
Shelly and Adam had are having a Non-Sexual Threesome. Looks like they're kids may be getting involved now.
by Féminin November 1, 2018
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Thweesome

A threesome with an Asian.
Hey baby, how about we spice things up with a thweesome?
by El SpiCock October 10, 2011
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World War Two threesome

when three Jews are forced to have sex with each other before going into the crematory
My grandpa was forced to have a World War Two threesome
by Jshiisksksjajajaj January 27, 2015
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Oklahoma threesome

An Oklahoma threesome is in reference to the legal allowance by Oklahoma for first cousins to marry and procreate. However, this sex move has a couple requirements. First of all it involves having sex with a pregnant woman. Second, this woman must be either related to you, or your wife. Thereby, having sex with this woman you are also involving a third member of your blood family in a sexual exploit of yours. Thus, you are engaging in incest with not only one, but two members of your family.
I done got my ma's sister's daughter knocked up a few months back, but she reckons she wanted twins. So I told her a quick Oklahoma Threesome should do the trick and we'll jus' get another lit'l bugger up 'n growing inside her right quick.
by Lumberjackass June 27, 2012
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threesomable

word describing a girl who is not cute on her own, but will do if she is accompanied by another female to the bedroom.
dan(man1)-would you hit that man?
bitzz(man2)-nah, she is kinda chunky, but if you throw in her friend shes for sure threesomable.
by bacon bitzz March 1, 2010
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Fuck you Threesome

A threesome involving two women and a man. It is represented by holding one's middle finger up, and the pinky-ring finger gap, and index-thumb gap representing the women, the middle finger representing the man.
The opposite of a devil's threesome
Joe couldn't wait to tell his buds he'd just had a fuck you threesome with two german exchange students
by Kuudez September 22, 2011
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Irish Threesome

Sleeping with two or more people within 12 minutes of each other. Derived from irish twins.
What did you do after that party? Wait, you nailed a chick from Suffolk and a Canadian 10 minutes later? Amazing! You had an Irish Threesome.
by the nomadic viking October 21, 2010
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