Thomas

not at all gentleman like. Will ask for the girls jacket when he is cold and will make her pay for movie tickets and food, ect. Super duper smart, yet has a terrible taste in memes. The type of guy to break up with you over text then avoid you at all costs. Loves his mum heaps though

"how was your date last night?"
"ugh, he was such a Thomas!"

by 911 what's your emergency November 6, 2018

Thomas

Honestly a really rad dude that needs to love himself the way I love him. The way everyone loves him for that matter- yeah, he fucks up a lot and has made a lot of regrettable choices. He says things on accident and is a complete jerk at times too. But he's sweet whether he believes it or not. And hilarious, adorable, and all the other lovey dovey adjectives. He's not mine though. But I'm happy knowing someone out there will be able to get all the love he has to give. He's human. And the reason I'm still here. A great catch. I'm lucky I had him even if it was just for a little while. I do love him. Platonically, I think. I dunno. I can keep this definiton confession here because no one will find it hAHHAH.

He also has a 10 foot dic-

"Boy that furry Thomas is at it again."

by Pippitypopop June 14, 2018

Thomas

the coolest and hottest of 3 brothers, definitely the middle child. has a great dick and even greater personality. 10/10 wild husband material. will visit alaska with you

That guy over there, a total Thomas

by cxmic August 3, 2018

Thomas

Bacon eating, Jack Daniels drinking, gun shooting, mud bogging, hairy american winning machine.

Thomas is a name

by WCK4life August 6, 2018

Thomas

Thomas is a person who will act sweet at first instinct but once you get to know him he will turn on you and stab you in the back. Thomas is a person that is two faced and will act one way but turkey is the other

Thomas is a two faced person who shouldn’t be trusted

by Dj_jenni January 22, 2019

Thomas

A Thomas is an interesting creature. If you find one, it is highly advisable that you stay away because he is going through a worse identity crisis than anyone you have ever met. He is going through the dilemma of choosing between "Thomas," "Tommy," or "Tom" because he is too uncreative to come up with a name that deviates further than "Tim." He is forced in to the dilemma of choosing whether he wants the be a train, a kid, or a german porn star and he would be better off if someone just told him to use his online username. All in all, a Thomas is someone who can't make up their identity and should not be asked for advice on any major dilemma.

Guy1: "You see that Thomas over there?"
Guy2: "Yeah? He seems pretty deep in thought."
Guy1: "He's just in one hell of an identity crisis. I hope he decides on the name 'Tom;' I can see him making it big in the german porn market."

by Emma the Eurobeat Enthusiast January 27, 2019

Thomas

Thomas is a guy who is very sweet and gentle and is NOT man whore even though they are hot af and every girl loves him you would be lucky to Date a Thomas

Brittany "Omg i heard theres a new boy named thomas Ben told me all the girls are drooling over him"
Summer "Well there he is look!"
Brittany "Dibs"
Summer "Wow they weren't lying"
Brittany "I SAID DIBS"

by BobsBurgersTheSimpsons October 1, 2018