Third Date Rule

The third date is generally considered the "sex date." It is the average number of dates until it is deemed proper and acceptable to have sex with a new mate; therefore, the Third Date Rule is the implementation of this theory.

I better go buy some new underwear and shave my legs; according to the Third Date Rule, I should get lucky tonight!

by thedefiner99 November 9, 2009

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third base

The third base before home plate in baseball you damn perverts.

Jacki Robinson advanced to thrid from second after Duke Snider's single to centerfield.

by Paulness May 31, 2005

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third strike

In California, there is a Three-Strikes-Law, where a person gets 25 years to life after his/her 3rd felony. So when someone who has already been caught twice gets caught a third time, it's his Third Strike, and he goes to jail for a minimum of 25 years.

COP: Uh oh, what's this I found in your jacket?
GANG BANGER: What the? You planted that!
COP: Shutup! This bag is enough to get you for distribution. That's your third strike esse --and before you're 25-years old! That makes you the goddam rookie of the year!
GANG BANGER: Please dawg, I'll do whatever you want mang, please!
COP: Sign this confession and I'll let you play some extra innings, otherwise I'll throw your ass in county on that third strike!
GANG BANGER: Sheeit, this confession is already filled out!
COP: Sign it bitch!

by inane5 February 13, 2005

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Safety Third

A mantra for performers doing dangerous things to remember that their own personal safety comes after the safety of the audience (first) and the safety of the venue (second). Used in burner and firespinning communities.

Have a great show, and don't forget, safety third!

by thegreenkacheek November 9, 2015

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