womb canoe

(n) a penis

I pleasured her for seconds with my womb canoe.

by Fwerp December 10, 2020

Wombing It

The sexual acronym stands for Washing Out My Buttcrack and is used when your partner is boutta go down on you and for once you feel generous enough to wash it so she doesnt get a dinkleberry on her lip

Person 1:”Ay bro why the fuck you takin so long in the bathroom?!”
Person 2:”Fuck you dogg im in here wombing it!”
Person 1:”Thats fuckin right fool,RESPECT!”

by Tinwaysthedisgrace May 17, 2022

womb ranger

Mom who can't let go, maintains a Stalin-like rule upon all things that have exited from her womb.

Going underground, my mom has gone all Womb Ranger on me and is screening my texts.

by Julie the Wife July 29, 2012

Pussy and womb torture

Similar to “cock and ball torture”, but for women. PWT is a sexual activity involving application of pain or constriction to the vagina or womb.

“Tbf I have a thing where I really really love when my stomach area and lower is pushed down, because my muscles wanna contract but can't. I don't like getting punched there though, but my lower ribs YES bc it doubles as choking.”

- Amber

“PWT. That’s pussy and womb torture.”

by Perma-Sensei 0///0💢 June 20, 2024

monkey-womb

an offensive for a girl under the age of 18, being raised by a single father

Does Bill 101 applies to a monkey-womb, or any child in Quebec raised by a single father for that matter, whose father is French-Canadian but whose mother is an immigrant?

by Sexydimma November 28, 2013

Womb doom

When the dark cloud descends towards or during the time of their monthly hell (periods)

How was your day? "Well, Trevor, I could killed with my biro and don't even ask about that cunt in finance!! My womb doom is on high alert! I need wine, chocolate and a greasey ass take away NOW!!!!!!!!!"

by Claire0520 March 19, 2021

Womb abuser

An ass hole man that lies to their girlfriends on the pretense of their parents accepting their union and marriage, if they have a child. However after the girlfriends's 8th month they run away to never be seen.

Person 1: Did you hear Mark told lies of possible marriage accepted by parents if they have a child, to like 10 woman. He ran away every time on each of their 8th month.

Person 2: That's horrible. Mark is a womb abuser.

by MST3K I like December 24, 2020