Sponge Moment

When you insult someone very personally because you couldn’t take a joke. Can also be called by pulling a Sponge
Jokester: You’re fat
Sponge Momenter: That’s why yo mama dead
Person: You pulled a sponge
by NotAdo April 19, 2020
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morale sponge

An expression widely used within the military to describe a person who, by their input or presence, have the ability to suck all the fun out of a particular task or situation.
"I used to enjoy being on nights, but recently it's been such a drag because I've been on with Danny, he's a total morale sponge."
by dlc671 April 03, 2009
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Vagina Sponge

slang term used to describe tampon

or used to describe a guy who gets a lot of women
Julie - "can you pass me a tampon hunny?"

Dan - "you mean a Vagina Sponge."

John - "did you see that dude? he has 3 girls hanging off him."

Jeff - "dude, he's a total vagina sponge."
by jmd1993 May 18, 2013
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sponge robert

sponge robert: sorry, i have to go to the bank today to make a payment on my mortage
by sponge robert May 03, 2020
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The Sponge Lord

A sponge who is the lord of all including you
"All hail (The Sponge Lord)"
"(The Sponge Lord) is daddy"
by Daddy_sponge February 11, 2021
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Sponge knocking

A person is sponge knocking if they say that they tried to pay a debt to another person, but lied about it.
Person 1 "Man I tried to pay you...knocked on the door....no answer"
Person 2 "Oh yeah? Knocked all night at my door...was in all night, were you knocking on the door with a sponge?" Hence called sponge knocking. "I was accused of sponge knocking...but i really tried"
by AK169 September 18, 2011
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Giggle-sponge

A cum filled uncrustable peanut-butter jelly sandwich. Delicious and easy to make.

Simply,

hollow out a third of the peanut butter and jelly

and then fuck the shit out of it and fill it with some precious semen.

Best paired with wocklean and fentanyl.
Please enjoy responsibly.
" Geez,have you seen Fabien faggotdick?

He can really gobble down a giggle-sponge "
by Killallfurries42069 October 15, 2023
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