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signal squirt

The squirt of urine that happens after you have taken a shit which alerts you that it is okay to wipe your ass.
I just got the signal squirt. Now I can wipe my ass!
by Linguist453 May 20, 2014
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mixed signals

Refers to da random bu**s**t blinker-operations dat you brainlessly display to hapless fellow motorists after your having partaken of one or more "tall and strong" bartender-blended drinks in Margaritaville.
Sending mixed signals during turns or lane-changes may not actually indicate dat your car is low on blinker-fluid; instead, it may show dat YOU YOURSELF are "over-filled" with some OTHER type of "fluid! :P
by QuacksO October 6, 2024
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Turn Signal

A set of lights on a vehicle that, when activated by the driver, flash in pairs in the direction of a turn.
Dumbass 1: is that where we're supposed to turn?"
Dumbass 2: "Yes! Put your turn signal on!"
Dumbass 1: "why would I ever do that???"
Dumbass 2: " so people behind us know that we're going to be making a turn!!!'
by Shantyisablackcat January 3, 2025
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