by manchesterlass August 1, 2011
Get the yap o' shitemug. 
A completely fucked up way of saying "shit" favored by people who think it's very important for you to know that they have read a book, or been to Europe, or are down with U2 or the Pogues, or any other losers from Europe and want you to immediately recognize how cool they are: "Hey! He said 'shite' instead of 'shit'! That's way cool!"
"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
"Shite" is never said by black people, even in Europe, because it will never, ever be cool. Seriously, did Shaft ever say "shite"? Did Ice-T ever say "shite"? I think we're done here.
Shite, I'm an enormous wish-I-had-the-balls-to-be-a-fag!
by Stalker Patty May 4, 2011
Get the shitemug. A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.
Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!
by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025
Get the Shite sexmug. Another word for the word "poo" in a slang, bri`ish way. A lot of blokes use this language out in the streets. Basically, that kid who always interupts you in a conversation. The are truly and utterly, a piece of shite
by h4XL May 22, 2022
Get the shitemug. by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 15, 2018
Get the Lesbo organic shitemug. A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.
Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"
by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021
Get the shitemug.