Oldbury Academy

A bunch of roadmen who act tough, have the iq of one. And are racist.

Oldbury Academy Student : Oi, you retard, you wanna joke with me.
Another Person : Lmao, you can't take a joke, you have zero iq.
Oldbury Academy Student : I'll FuCkIn ShAnK yOu At BaRnFoRd PaRk.

by KSI is a super fat neek March 2, 2021

hammersmith academy

the worst school to ever be in

"what was ur biggest mistake?"

"Applying to hammersmith academy"

"what skl do u go to?"
"hammersmith academy"
"im so sorry"

by jiafeiisqueen June 8, 2022

Aboyne Academy

Aboyne Academy is a Massive shithole good that Mr Kinnear left lol. Mrs vanderbrand stinks

Aboyne Academy is so shit. Place reeks of piss

by miska barsby August 26, 2022

arches academy

the secret 8th layer of hell. anyone who dares to enter here will be exposed to narcissism, favoritism and raw food.

1: hey have you ever seen arches academy?
2: yes, and im tramatized.

by shoopdahwhoop1881 December 9, 2021

global academy

the most goated school of all time. if you go here your quality of living will absolutely skyrocket and you will access new levels of happiness that you never thought you could. if you want a career in media, i would not think twice about sending my children here.

some random bozo: where do u go skl pal?
me: global academy, the greatest educational institution on earth.

by rockygeeza10 November 23, 2021

friends academy

the preppiest and most expensive school ever

aargh! I've got to go to Friends academy

by John October 19, 2003

Alpha Academy

an alternative school in Rockdale County, Georgia for kids who have been expelled or who are not allowed in public schools. If you attend this school you are now forever in "alpha squad". This school is known for it's many cameras in all the class rooms and having to be patted down everyday before class. Mostly known as just "Alpha".

Dude fuck public school I wanna go back to Alpha Academy where you don't have to do shit.

by turban2cold May 24, 2011