Shite

Shite is an English way to say shit. If you couldn’t tell that then your utter shite. (Example)

“You bag of shite! Why are you being so lazy”

“Shite, I forgot to take out the trash”

by AidanTES February 8, 2019

shite

A bad quality or annoying website, it doesn't have to be hated by everyone, you only call it shite if you really hate it.

Person 1 "Oh hey dude have you been to Twitter yet?"
Person 2 "What, that shite? No, it's just people cancelling everyone there"

by RagtimeCowboyJoe January 7, 2021

Shite

A fun and effective way of saying shit

That guy is tweeting absolute shite

by Top memeulous fan April 21, 2020

Northern Shites

What a bag of northern lights becomes when the bag splits up your arse on the way into Reading festival.

Well we’ve run out of everything else now “Tuguri,get that bag of Northern Shites out of your butt and skin up

by Donny Diamond June 3, 2018

Shite

sh-eye-t

1- To fart and pee at the same time

2- Australian 'shit'

The word that means a lot. If you 'shite' you probably pooped, but you maybe pooped and peed. Man thats so scary im farting AND peeing! Jeez le-weez

Karen shite on the kids during dinner.

Shite why did karen take the kids!

by defaultdancer81 February 27, 2019

shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

by Big aldo October 30, 2019

Lesbo organic shite

A lot of whole foods shit

Are you gay?
No but I buy lesbo organic shite

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 15, 2018