Fousty Mop

The complete saturation of one's hair with urine and then letting air dry fully resembliing the smell and texture of an old fousty mop.

Last night before my girl and I went out, I gave her a fousty mop. People shy'd away from us. Must have thought we were bed wetters.

by Captain-Awesomer July 9, 2011

mop me

A phrase used to invite someone to give fellatio.

Mop me nigga. That man told me to mop him.

by Toxxiiccs November 28, 2017

cop mop

getting head; derives from the way that a girls hair looks when u look down at it when shes giving u head...like a mop

yo nigga, last i copped the ill mop from some spanish bitch

by the ny kid January 26, 2005

mop man

A man with a stupid haircut that looks like a mop. He also has a stoopeed mustache that’s super thicc and curly

Mop man: bla bla bla DONT DO THIS!
Kid: look out for boomer mc. Mop Man

by Oof Mcgregor November 18, 2019

mop up

to redefine the features of someones face by brute physical force from one's fist. Also can be used in place of "beating the shit out of", "demolishing", "kicking ass", etc.

Present tense: I am going to mop up on any naysayers who oppose the crooked design of my concept car.

Past tense: The naysayers were mopped up on when they called out the marginal concept design.

by Team 09 March 16, 2011

Mop Water

stagnant vaginal secretions from a grandmoter

"Granny left some mop water when she got up from her chair"

by sean ilderton February 21, 2004

Spunk Mop

Small tuft of hair under the bottom lip of a male that catches any excess sperm that escapes during a blow job.

Man ,hasn't Bob's spunk mop turned grey. Do you think it is from too much sperm?

by OTY February 15, 2009