kris

kris is so fucking hto for real, I love kris their dick drags for miles. my little bubba wubba pookie dookie snookie kristoefur coloumbus. id let them colonize me again for real

Holy shit who was that?
That was a Kris, you're so lucky to have seen one :3

by celesticles September 02, 2023

Kris

A sigma chad with an unimaginable amount of power. Gets all the ladies. Very sexy and gets people from multiple genders.

Man 1 - Look at that kris over there.
Man 2 - I wish I could get as many ladies as him :(

by Sparkyu October 20, 2021

kris

perma virgin brony who tries to pay e girls to crush his skull with their thighs

that creep kris hit my up for feet pics again

by heylistenhey July 26, 2019

Kris

Very parallel

Is that kris? He is so parallel

by Allsaturnsstars May 10, 2019

Kris

Some christian dude that is obsessed with Jesus and christianity,
He is a huge nuisance to his workers, basically, He is a complete idiot, especially to non-christian People.

Hey Bob, Have You Heard Of Kris?
Yes, He is A Dumb Bitch!

by Rursus October 25, 2019

Kris

Known for having a big head and shaped like a football with a m

Yo did u see that head at the store yesterday? I think it was a Kris

by June 21, 2021

Kris

Kris is slang for: An individual with many physical traits of a leprechaun; Someone with dyslexia, in this case, Krislexia; A short little ginger boy; An Illegal Midget; Someone who is probably Autistic; someone who is easily picked up and molded into a soccer ball, and then kicked around.

Sean: Kris you should read, I've been reading for a while.

Kris: T-the c-cow jumped over... the moon!

Sean: No Kris stop reading your bedtime stories, we are supposed to be studying for biology.

Kris: Moooo!

by Luigimax14 May 17, 2022