birth control buffers

Items that you purchase along with condoms, spermicide, or other birth control. You do not really want these items, but are self-conscious about the cashier knowing that you only came here to re-fill on birth control.

Ray picked up the last box of his favorite condoms from the shelf and headed to the checkout-lanes, stopping to grab soda and dog food for birth control buffers.

by DobbyCanOnlyBeFreedIf December 27, 2014

brow buffer

Patch of pubic hair above the vagina.

She had a thick brow buffer when I went down on her.

by RT Rules June 11, 2018

Shuffle Buffer

When listening to a music library or playlist on shuffle, the songs you don't know well or would not normally listen to, are known as shuffle buffer.

I was listening to my music on random when I hit a shitton of shuffle buffer. Where the hell is the stuff I know?

by Codieaaron May 27, 2013

Buffer and chill

When you mess around with your partner instead of watching the video because the wifi is bad.

"Did you guys enjoy the movie?"
"Nah man, it was buffer and chill all night"
"Did you tap tho?"
"AYEEEE"

by SirRusky May 1, 2016

buffered

When you're being protected.

Bro they are gonna blame you for the bad design.
No worries! I'm buffered. Design review is passed and approved by numerous engineers and senior designers.

by samozvanets June 22, 2014

Buffer Kiss

An opportunity to make out with your significant other while your video is buffering.

My internet is so damn slow we buffer kissed like 5 times before the movie was over.

by ska69 November 21, 2011

Buffer Chick

When you have a guy friend who dates girls well below his league that treat him like shit, so you get him a "Buffer Chick", she is solid 8/10 that boosts his self image and he, because of this, starts dating girls who are worth his time and attention.

"Dude I can't believe Jack dated trash like Stacy. We should get him a Buffer Chick."

by Oled Greg September 27, 2015