Shit-Buffer

Your boss or line-manager. A good shit-buffer will protect your from all the shit raining down from senior levels of management. They will stop you from being pulled into random projects and protect you from all the politics so you can just get on and do your job without unnecessary stress.

My boss is a great shit-buffer.

by olijj February 07, 2022

Buffer Fat

When, based on what a person is wearing, it is indiscernible whether they are buff or fat.

I have a buffer fat body; depending on the clothes I’m wearing, you can’t tell if I’m buff or fat.

by thegreatspritzingduck December 11, 2021

buffer pussy

Female sexual partner used to distance ones self emotionally from ones ex's vagina before then sleeping with said ex.

Vanessa needs that buffer pussy before sleeping with her ex over Christmas break.

by Vnastysoultrain December 05, 2016

buffer sleep

When you're asleep, and people keep waking you up.

Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."

by ByrdIsThaWyrd June 15, 2016

Muff Buffer

A slightly acidic solution applied to ones vagina to bring pH back to alkaline, control dank smells

Fuck Julia, you need muff buffer! I burnt my tongue doing one lap of your courtyard there's no way im gonna stick my dick in that.

by simomaen February 08, 2011

Buffering

When you put your nose in a girl’s ass and inhale

I was buffering a girl last night

by LT FuzzyNuts November 19, 2017

Buffering

When to people like each other and are talking but have not made it official.

The two of them are buffering.

Yeah they’re totally buffering.

by Kane doe April 17, 2019