Person 1: "Did you get any sleep last night?"
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
Person 2: "No, I was having buffer sleep."
Person 2: "My siblings kept waking me up."
Person 1: "They must be annoying."
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Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Buffering Day occurs on 30th January annually, on this day it is common to celebrate by eating the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus- lathered in nut free peanut butter. Furthermore; decorating one’s house in avocados and additionally, smearing the letter “B” in avocado purée on one’s window panes.
Anyone who fails to participate in Buffering Day will inevitably be beheaded and immediately served to those who are unable to afford the head of a Genus Sus.
It is also customary for one to dress oneself up as any Mister Men of one’s desire, providing that one also wears clogs on one’s extremities.
Eg; “Within the ancient tale that possesses the name of “Hansel and Gretel”, one can witness the witch attempting to buffer the children.
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
Eg; “What would one crave for dinner tomorrow for the evening meal that one will be placing in ones mouth and chewing and swallowing tomorrow on the following day?”
“I long for the cervical vertebrae of a Genus Sus in order to celebrate Buffering Day, prithee, I will also require an avocado that I can smear on the window pane that lies within my dormitory.”
“Ok”
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Caelie: Ok.
Steve: We just got home, we need a buffer activity. How about we watch an episode of The Big Bang Theory first?
Caelie: Ok.
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