Her name might sound basic, but the woman who owns it is anything but. Tol enough to intimidate you but smol at heart; aka a giant cutie. Her style is always on point. Will kill you with kindness, but is also a taekwondo master who will not hesitate to round-house kick your butt into the sun if you cross her. An amazingly sweet, caring, and loyal friend who will yeet you the best memes. Could bankrupt a tea shop with all the tea she spills. Practically a walking encyclopedia. Is insanely smort and a jack-of-all trades (but sometimes has to resort to sucker-punching math in the face when it refuses to cooperate with her). Works harder than your single boomer grandma who raised 12 kids all on her own. Don’t challenge her to a dance battle unless you wanna get curb-stomped. Once dubbed Trashley by her infamous arch rival Crispy; whether she will embrace the title remains to be seen.
Person 1: I just woke up from a five year coma and everyone’s talking about quarantines and pandemics and I’m totally lost. What do I do?
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.
You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
Person 2: Go talk to Ashley man, she’ll catch you up on all the tea you missed.
You insulted Ashley’s friends and her bae? No one can save you now, bro. You better hope she shows you mercy and yeets you to the moon instead of the sun.
by bangttaeng January 12, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. One of the most amazing people you will ever meet.She is weird...but in a good way.She likes to help people with any problems and she tends to be a sweet heart. She is a great friend to have because she will listen to all of your problems and if you need her to keep a secret she wont tell a soul. She has BEAUTIFUL hair. It works no matter how she has it.Her eyes are what pulls you in. You can tell her mood just by staring into them. She is also a good girlfriend. She might be hard to love but in the end it’s worth it. Her loyalty is one of her key traits. She would never go behind someones back. She loves life and you will usually see her smiling. If you know an Ashley , you dont want to let her go. She is a diamond in the rocks.
by Birdie55555 November 9, 2018
Get the Ashleymug. by Aprodite666 September 28, 2020
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is a nice kind girl.she makes u laugh when ur sad. Makes u happy when ur stressed.she will be with u always!😘
by XxMoonlightXx_GachazUwUxX September 23, 2019
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley is a person I met not long ago but a very important person to me. She is beautiful and right when I saw her I knew I wanted to be her friend. She may be shy around others, but when she’s with me she talks about the most random stuff. She always beats me in thumb wrestles, it’s even part of our handshake. She has pretty blinds hair, she has sparkling ocean eyes (see what I did there), cute freckles, does the most perfect mascara I’ve ever seen, her bangs cover her eyes, and she has amazing style. She has funny humor, she’s a very interesting person. Honestly surprised everyone’s not in love with her. Like all of these say, if you have a Ashley in your life, cherish it, don’t let her go, she’s absolutely unforgettable. Anyways, she told me to write this for her, but I was gonna do it anyway. All I have to say is that I’m so very grateful for her. ily Ashley <3
by thecoolestintheworld March 10, 2022
Get the Ashleymug. by Ashkahh November 24, 2021
Get the Ashleymug. Ashley, on the other hand, is a simple girl who enjoys chocolate. She's also a capable leader. She's quite nice, but if she gets angry, keep quiet or you'll burst her bubble. She doesn't want to demonstrate affection to others; instead, she will simply observe, and if you require assistance, she is only a phone call away. She was never a favorite friend, and she was never a daughter. She is stunning, and grace pours through her blood.
by blossomwrixle June 11, 2021
Get the Ashleymug.