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male abortion

Where a man is kick in the balls so hard his testicles pop
Guy 1: "Hey why is John lying on the floor crying"
Guy 2: "Because Jessica gave him a male abortion"
by PhonyZebra March 15, 2016
mugGet the male abortionmug.

Abortion Launchpad

An extremely vulgar term for a vagina. Usually used to negatively describe the rancid vagina of an enemy.
I'm not going near that rank bitches fetid abortion launchpad.
by Rascapopolist July 25, 2011
mugGet the Abortion Launchpadmug.

russian abortion

This is when you drink vodka until your fetus falls out of your body.
"Dude, I had no idea what that chick was going to do since her parents wouldn't let her get a real abortion, but low and behold, everything's cool 'cause she gave herself a Russian abortion last Friday night!"
by A silly whore September 7, 2007
mugGet the russian abortionmug.

abortion bucket

A low life loser who scraped the walls of a jar when their mom was trying to abort them.
Hey bitch.. you're an abortion bucket. No one wants you, neither did your mom.
by MissBehavin07 May 20, 2017
mugGet the abortion bucketmug.

Living Abortion

Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.
by dask alco October 24, 2008
mugGet the Living Abortionmug.

aborted cumgasm

An aborted cumgasm is the orgasm a guy DOESN'T have because someone opens the door to his room

without knocking.
I used to have aborted cumgasm if another cadet came into my room without knocking, but now I don't care if they want to watch or join in!
by USAF Cadet January 19, 2021
mugGet the aborted cumgasmmug.

Abortion is murder

A stupid thing said by stupid pro-lifers who are actually pro-birth and don't care about what happens to the child's future
"Abortion is murder", says a random stranger, who doesn't give an eff of what happens to the child.
by IHaveAbortedDreams August 7, 2020
mugGet the Abortion is murdermug.

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