June 5th

Draco Malfoy's birthday
consider yourself lucky if you share a birthday with this guy

it's june 5th, happy birthday to the hottest fictional character alive

by karishmamalfoy April 11, 2021

December 5th

Encore Slap Ass Day!

December 5th is the day where you get to slap a girls ass only in ur encore classes and they can’t do nothing about it

Boys:ITS DECEMBER 5th YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
Girls:...
Also girls: Fuck..

by Crunchy boy November 21, 2019

5th Family

The hardest-working,, hardest-drinking family in the Zeta Nu chapter of Beta Theta Pi.

He drinks every day of the week. very 5th family.

by Ben December 13, 2004

5th Wheel

This is slang for weed that is between schwag and chronic in quality. This weed is also known as 50, because it is $50 per quarter, which is where 5th Wheel derived from.

"I can't fuck with that reggie, that shit makes my head hurt. Get at me when you get some 5th Wheel."

by IIG November 2, 2008

April 5th

April 5th is the day small ginger cunts named jack are born...specifically named jack...If there name isn't jack there lying

"Oh you got a boyfriend, when's there birthday?"
"April 5th"
"Erase them"

by Real God 100% May 16, 2020

May 5th

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

5th September

A legandary day, isn't it obvious? Here's a little hint, the most epic girl to exist happened in that day, still don't know? Come on! It's Fatima! Fatima Br. !! Shame on you mortal, Fati is grumpy and a bit sad because you didn't recognize that day OwO

-Dude what's the IG of the legend who was born on the 5th September?
-Bro it's @howluckyareus , duh!
-Damn how did i forget, brb ask for forgiveness

by howluckyareus October 17, 2019