tanner is someone who thinks he’s the funniest person on earth. he isn’t. tanner is the type of person that drives you insane and wants you to end up dying. TANNER IS THE TYPE TO BE A BITCH. run if you come across a tanner. RUN RIGHT NOW!!!
“oh my god is that tanner? we need to get away from him”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
“hey, i know that guy. it’s tanner, the biggest bitch of all.”
“that tanner guy made my sister want to die the other day.”
by hatetanner4life August 24, 2023
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