OPU-C Toronto

Oak Park University-Canada at Toronto. A university in the Riverdale neighbourhood of Toronto, Ontario. The university was founded by Mary Whitaker and Scott Ferguson in 1895 and has been a well kept secret ever since. Majors of the university include: racketeering, Canadian liquors, finance, business, hockey, lumberjacking, pinners, and curling. The university has been considered a poor reflection, a stereotype of sorts, on Canadian universities as a whole.

Who would've thought I could go to a school and major in alcohol?
Yeah, dude, OPU-C Toronto is where it's at.

by canadaeh February 23, 2009

north toronto

Lawrence-Eglinton area of Toronto. Full of white, stuck-up brats, which most commonly attend Northern S.S., Lawrence Park C.I., or North Toronto C.I. Residents spend a majority of their time is Starbucks gossiping about pointless shit that no one cares about. North Toronto mothers tend to share clothes with their slutty daughters and continue to dye their hair blonde, despite being 40-50 years of age. Typically as intelligent as bricks, they are impossible to carry a conversation with. Main priorities of North Toronto teenagers include smoking pot and getting drunk. Tend to be chain texters, and cannot live without their cell phones. Major douchebags in general.

How to spot a North Toronto girl:
- Roots sweat pants
- Uggs or moccasins
- Mountain Equipment Co-Op backpack (blue)
- Starbucks cup in hand
- Dyed blonde hair

Most likely to be spotted at a Starbucks or Lawrence/Eglinton subway station.

lawl i go 2 North Toronto C.I. and mi main prioritiez in lyfe r 2 hook up wit sexy hockey playrz, get drunk, n get high!!!!!! lawl n i take pics whil doin it so i can put dem up on facebook nd look reli kewl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <333

by Liz-z May 30, 2008

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!

Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!

by Booby42 September 21, 2023

The University of Toronto Schools

An academically centred private high school in Canada (Grade 7 to 12). Has the advantage of not having child molesters under their payroll (Upper Canada College!). Regularly wins in everything besides sports (exempting girls sports, and swimming).
Contains four houses: Althouse, Cody, Crawford, Lewis. These houses contain roughly one fourth of the school each.
It also has the advantage of MPGC, the greatest club ever. Why? Well, you can play computer games.

Alex Ling is so damn hot.

UTS is supreme.

by Mr. Pencil February 25, 2004

University of Toronto

Psst. The University of Toronto is easy to get into. However, be warned, it will screw you in the ass. Courses are curved to a C while other unis curve to an A (like Western). Also, you don't enter UofT when you are admitted. You enter a stream. Then you have to make PoSt, which is typically pretty hard to do and very competitive. DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL.

Man, the University of Toronto fucked me again with a 62 in first year economics. Now I cannot make PoSt and I'm stuck with a shitty GPA while all the Western and Queens students party all night.

by WOWSNoob April 28, 2020

university of toronto

1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.

2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.

3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.

University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.

Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.

by maude12345 July 5, 2009

Notre dame high school (Toronto)

A really awesome all girls high school in Toronto with a lot of spirit.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!

People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.

Friend: So, I heard you're going to dame (Notre dame high school (Toronto)) for high school?

Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE

by damegirl1996 February 21, 2012