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Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4

When you already have defecated once in the morning, but feel the overwhelming urge to do so again. This may occur a short time after the first, or while still seated on the toilet after wiping. The urge to drop a quad. See also Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2.
Man Josh, I already went once, but load torpedo tubes 3 & 4, I'm going again!
by TeamScott October 30, 2008
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Load torpedo tubes 1 & 2

When you feel the need to drop a deuce in the morning. The uncomfortable urge to defecate. See also Load torpedo tubes 3 & 4
I just finished my coffee and seriously have to go. LOAD TORPEDO TUBES 1 & 2!!
by teamscott October 30, 2008
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Torpedo

The act of mixing a double jack and coke with half of a xanax bar. Before the first sip the xanax bar must be inserted into the straw and slurped down with the first gulp.
After this Torpedo I’m going to knock out on the airplane.
by BigBeaninLeanin March 6, 2019
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Proton Torpedo

While having sex pull out just prior to shooting off your load, aim, believe you can (or use the Force), and fire into the open mouth of your partner. If done right, this will cause a convulsion in your partner much like the Death Star blowing up.

Some friends might say afterward, "Great shot kid, that was one in a million!" or for yourself in celebration sing "da, da da da, da, da da da, da, da da da!"
Luke listened to Obi-Wan Kenobi's Force Ghost and turned off his targeting computer. Because Luke used the Force, he was able to launch two proton torpedo (es) (load) perfectly down the main exhaust shaft (mouth) of the Death Star.
by Hands Solo29 November 30, 2021
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anal torpedo

The act of one projective launching their fecal log into a woman’s vagina underwater
Roger just anal torpedoed jelly while they were skinny dipping
by Lof yu rong thyme May 10, 2020
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Topeka Torpedo

The shit skid left on a woman's torso after titty fucking her while having swamp ass
She was on her back. I rolled off and noticed the steaming Topeka Torpedo aiming at her face.
by Mr. Torpedo September 30, 2021
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Nipple Torpedo

another way to say that someone is nipping.
It is so cold out that she has a nipple torpedo!
by 18872977 April 18, 2008
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