University of Toronto Schools

A school for nerds who are depressed, stressed, and have an unhealthy obsession with bubble tea. If you go to UTS: don’t.

Oh you go to University of Toronto Schools, that’s unfortunate.

by bruhidekkk June 20, 2023

Toronto

Believe it or not, Toronto is not the capital city of Canada, that would be Ottawa. Toronto is to Ottawa what New York City is to DC. Also, you can tell how Canadian someone is based on how much their pronunciation of Toronto does not sound like the word, a full Canadian says Churono instead. Being by far the most populous city in Canada, it’s honestly kinda boring, I mean they have a Canada’s Wonderland, but that’s it really.

American: Hey man, did you know that Toronto is the Capital City of Canada?
Literally anyone with a Google account: You seem like the kind of person who thinks Canada gained independence 3 days before America did
American: Wait, it didn’t?

by IamBW July 23, 2023

Toronto Salad

A Spliff filled with Sativa, Dabs, and a sprinkle of Belmont tobacco inside.

Dude1: Man that Toronto Salad got us mad fucked up.
Dude 2: I don't remember eating any salad

by GuyFawks April 24, 2017

Toronto Maple Leafs

A NHL team known for their 13 Stanley Cup Wins, annoying fans, and blowing a 4-1 lead to the Boston Bruins on a game 7.

Person 1: did you see the Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah, The Toronto Maple Leafs blew it again!

by TriggeringSportsFans August 7, 2022

Torontoe

When you’re at the show in Toronto and you’re dancing so hard at the band that your toes start to hurt

“Dude I was at the show in Toronto and got major Torontoe…..I couldn’t walk for 2 weeks”

by Sleepy Nap Guy March 13, 2024

white toronto kid

this is the man who will smoke all the weed he can wear some faggot ass khakis and a white shirt he grows out his hair and shaves the side and wears the air force one only. He lurks out in trinity all the time with some random kids and girls. he attacks woman and does not accept women rights. They can't live without their headbands either . He only goes on soundcloud, if you show him spotify he'll actually commit suicide.

1 :"yo turn your spotify off nate is coming "
2: 'no god damn it, i didn't turn it off he is already running"
3: "yep thats a white toronto kid"

by a-torontonigga August 20, 2017

Toronto Pickpocket

When someone aqucires feces, usually their own, and stealthily places the shit in someone else's pants.

I can't believe I tool Debra out on a date and she gave me the Toronto pickpocket.

by Zimothy6372 May 14, 2024