Triple Monday

Triple Monday is actually the Tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the shittiness of a normal Monday, because (1) it's still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what's likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you're faced with fitting a full week's work into the four remaining days.

It was a great Memorial Day weekend, but now I'm facing a Triple Monday when I get back to work.

by theswizzle May 26, 2015

Triple Anal

Exactly as the term suggests, having three penises, or dildos inserted into an anus at one time.

Regina: "There are rumors about porn star Ginger Banks doing TRIPLE ANAL❗"

Mallory: "OMFG, how is that possible❓"

Regina: "Uh... Lube, Libations, and Loose sphincter ❗❗❗."

by Slut4u August 29, 2019

Triple shank

The act of pulling down a person's pants, stabbing them in the side, and inserting one's penis into said persons anus.

My last day in prison was gifted with a triple shank from all my best buddies.

by BJ.......K? July 29, 2017

Triple bad

Triple bad is a term used to describe a girl or woman with good breasts, a good ass and a nice face derived from a rap group in grange school, lagos; cloud 5

Eg.
Nigga X: See that babe
Nigga Y: She's triple bad
Nigga X: Nicki minaj style

by triplebadswag November 30, 2012

Triple-ank

When someone is under the influence of
1. Dank
2. Crank
3. Drank

He's fucked up on triple-ank tonight.

by Sage82 January 12, 2020

triple chicken

The act of chopping another man's chode (chode chopping), but doing it in a continuous, three strike method, while simultaneously clucking like a chicken. Brought into mainstream culture and made famous by none other than, you guessed it.... George H.W. Bush, circa 1995

Jeb better keep his guard up, he's just asking for a triple chicken..............bock BOCK!!!!

by JimmyKristidis11 June 19, 2014

Triple-Tweet

Accidentally sending out the same twitter tweet 3 times.
Also a really sweet (sweet meaning great) tweet.

To my knowledge, Smashing Magazine gets credit for coining the term when they accidentally sent a tweet 3 times, and used the phrase in an apology.

.@twitteridname The triple-tweet was an honest mistake. Sorry about that, guys.

.@twitteridname Thanks for the twit, that was triple-tweet!

by Dawn Yz, Devign Elements January 12, 2011