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Mario brothers syndrome 

The act of making stupid mistakes over and over (usually at the same point) while trying to perform what should be a simple task. This most likely happens when doing things in a rushed manner.
Mario Brothers Syndrome:
Basically, in the original Super Mario Brothers for the Nintendo Entertainment System, trying to get through certain worlds hastily causes errors on the players part. Like hitting a turtle sideways and dying instead of jumping directly on it.
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flappy bird syndrome 

flappy bird syndrome is a mental disorder that occurs through the constant frustration that occurs from playing an iPhone game called flappy bird. symptoms include constant stress, finger twitching from repetitive tapping, uncontrollable cursing in public places, anger management issues, losing track of time, crying, and paranoia. there is no cure for flappy bird syndrome as of yet.
i have been diagnosed with flappy bird syndrome

Booty Eating Syndrome 

A dangerous disease in which you impulsively eat any booty you can see. Very hard to over come but can be controlled by going to church.
John: The other day I was in class and Mr.Jones bent over to pick up a pen, I told him I had Booty Eating Syndrome but he didn't believe me and I ate his booty, now I'm banned from Mr.Jones class.
Booty Eating Syndrome by ImTheDamned February 19, 2017

tumblr red nose syndrome 

Tumblr red nose syndrome is a common trend on the art style of tumblr. It is when a nose is drawn with blush, like if they are blushing or have a cold. The thing is, they aren't blushing. And they are not sick. It is just considered part of a style, a very common one.
Mary: Oh hey that's a cute drawing!
Rose: Yeah, too bad it has tumblr red nose syndrome.

Master Yi Syndrome 

When someone in the MOBA game "League Of Legends" plays the champion Master Yi, when this player gets fed in the early game they believe that they can 1v5 the enemy team and proceeds to attempt to. The Master Yi player will most likely fail and blame Crowd Control (CC) and attemp to 1v5 7 more times, thus throwing the game.
Brandon: "Dude yesterday I was playing League of Legends and their Master Yi got so fed and started to carry!"
Jerry: "Did he get Master Yi Syndrome?"
Brandon: "Yeah he ended up throwing the game and letting us win!"
Master Yi Syndrome by Pancock September 17, 2017

Capital City Syndrome

When individuals (or groups) originally from the capital cities of the world (or metropolitan) assume an air of superiority over everyone else. Cities where the problem is prevalent include; London, Edinburgh, Belfast, Dublin, Paris, Athens, Rome, Berlin, Vilnius, Vienna, Barcelona, Lisbon, Oslo, Stockholm, Helsinki, Washington, D.C., Mexico City, Ottawa, Cape Town, New Delhi, Beijing and Tokyo.

The phenomenon (disease) is mainly confined to Europe, North America and the developed english speaking world. However we cannot rule out its existence elsewhere.
Bar and club social scenario in Edinburgh

Man 1: "Hey bro, have you noticed how Sebastian from London and his bitches are staring at us?"
Man 2: "Yes indeed, it seemed to happen more once we told them we were from Leicester."

Man 1: "Yeah that condescending look, down the nose and all that. As if he's above."
Man 2: "Bro I know, but don't worry that mandem has capital city syndrome - its like just because theres a political office

in his city and its richer with more of a cultural hub. He somehow thinks it defines his superior nature."

Man 1: "Narcissistic Wankers"
Man 2: "Indeed, yeah apparently even Edinburgh folks and Dublin folks are also afflicted with the disease! Its like

everyone else in the counties doesn't matter!"

Little Boy Hands (LBH) Syndrome 

When a grown man has the hands of a middle school aged year old boy. Everything else is very manly except for the hands. They are, however, known to be rather adorable. Some characteristics include: hairlessness, excessive nose picking, soft texture, perfect cuticles, shiny nail beds, short fingers in comparison to arm length.
Despite being 6'7'', his little boy hands (LBH) syndrome make him look as if he wouldn't be able to hurt a fly.