A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.
"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
"Squishy hands... at it again."
"Squishy hands called me a stripper"
by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Squishy breeds are short muzzled, flat faced dog breeds. Examples include Pugs, English Bulldogs, French Bulldogs, Boston Terriers, Boxers, Shih Tzus. . . among many others.
by Tacochick2016 April 6, 2017

by Babybel88 November 30, 2021

by Cave explorer February 8, 2014

Guy 1:yo dude did you get that squishy turtle yet?
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
Guy 2:no man i didnt its some bull!
Guy 3:wait you guys dont mean a real turtle do you?
Guys 1 and 2:hahahahahaha
by JackReacher XMP July 5, 2010

A beautiful man who gets all the bitches and has hella drip. He is good at football #99 he is a descendent of Aaron Donald is the best center in maricopa.
Squishy is a cool guy.
by squish shiesty March 14, 2022
