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Squiney

Being a sissy about something not that bad, acting like a pussy about nothing much.
Of weak character.

Easily agitated.
Being a little bitch.
"Come on, get on with it, stop such a squiney."
"That girl is a right squiney." "Yeah I've seen, fucking useless bitch."
"He's a squiney." "Who? You mean that faggot over there."
by StinkeyWinkeysFinalBlast December 6, 2022
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Squigee

A dog's foul anal juices which smell like a week old sunbaked cod that stinks up a whole damn store making everyone in there think it could be you or your girlfriends unwashed cooch.
Damn, girl is that you...?

Nah, bro it's just my dogs squigee.
by Peepeeinthepoopoo March 21, 2023
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Squik

To drill a hole into someone's skull, then proceed to have sex with the gaping hole in the persons skull.
John the serial killer would bind his victims, drill a hole into their skull, and squik the victim to gain sickening pleasure.
by BofaPuffs July 23, 2023
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Squire

A based individual, a Squire is one who is incredibly posh within their linguistic division, using larger words on purpose even in the most chill environments, Squires also have the multi-Squire Constitution, naming rules that all Squires must follow. As of July 27th 2023, the Constitution has 164 sections. When used within this context, the S in Squire must be capitalized, otherwise you are talking about something else, even if you aren't.
"Holy fuckerdoo!, Billy's so fucking based! Is he a Squire!?"
by Upright Almond July 27, 2023
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squie

Slang for look, Northern term usually a Sunderland term,
ie giz a squie of that newspaper mate.
by FTM24/7 September 3, 2023
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Squire

Aye shup squire
by Cockblockyarbar September 12, 2023
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Squired

Verb. When you get fucked so hard up the ass with insults from a teacher at school for them butchering the writing of a school mock exam, or several, and blaming you, your entire class, and your entire year group thereafter, for their error(s) that all you can verbalise about the situation is "we got squired". The teacher takes no responsibility for their actions, and shifts the blame to a fully functioning group of 18 year-olds instead for the teacher's lack of social intelligence and proof-reading of a high-stakes school exam.
Student 1: "Oi, miss, why'd I get Merit in my Trigonometry paper for a question that you wrote incorrectly?"
Teacher: "It sounds like a you problem. You should've realised that years are 368 days in that context, silly!"
The entire year group: "That makes no sense, I wanna do another test."

*A few weeks later when the entire year group resits the exam*

Student 2: "Miss, I've found an error in your paper. You've marked me as Not Achieved for writing that 'the road would not be able to be crossed because the river would always be above the bridge.' Why am I wrong?"
Teacher: "Well, in this scenario, you should've realised that cars still cross the river anyway despite five metres of water being above the bridge. Sounds like a you problem and you should've read the question better!"
The entire year group: "Fuck this, get someone that can actually write a good context for a trig paper! We got squired so hard!"
by VegePatch October 2, 2023
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