spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

by Team Moxie September 2, 2013

Spanish Teacher

fucking idiots trying to teach you a different language that you're never gonna use.

The Spanish Teacher is stupid.

by The_King_Of_New_York January 25, 2019

Spanish Flea

A song that annoys people if played repetitively. Sounds as if it could be from a gameshow.

"There was a little spanish flea, a record star he thought he'd be..."

by Arkenath November 17, 2003

The Spanish Handy Man

When two man use loose testicle skin and a dildo to insert each others testicle skin into one and another's asshole

I put Tudo on his shoulders and neck pointing his lower half straight in the air were his legs are spread were I (Kenny L. Martin the 3rd) pull my loose ball skin over his ass hole like a tent were I take a dildo and push my ball skin into Tudo's booty hole giving him The Spanish Handy Man.... Thank you and enjoy

by The Spanish Handy Man April 22, 2009

Spanish Trampoline

Spanish trampoline is a Marijuana that gives you such a massive high that you become sexually arroused and want to whack off on eretang. it was first discovered in spain when a young scientist from Germany named Longrod Van Hugendong grew pinapple express in cow shit and then watered it with green apple splaters from the local missionary

yo man give me some of dat Spanish Trampoline shit!!!! mothafucka!!!

by keenan p. March 9, 2009

Cartucho (Spanish)

Package of marijuana cigarettes

by Lehem October 18, 2003

Spanish Galley

When a flexible young lady is standing and taking it doggystyle she then wraps her head between her legs and licks your balls.

When your in doggystyle a flexible young lady will reach her head between her legs and lick your balls, thus you're in the Spanish Galley

by Honey Boy Wilson March 25, 2016