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Sport Beer

Beer meant for drinking quickly and freely. Inherently refreshing and thirst quenching beer that never induces palate fatigue. Perfect for day-drinking in the hot sun...and continuing to drink until last call. With Sport Beer the intent is not necessarily to get drunk (although this is achievable with some effort), but to be able to keep drinking indefinitely and as rapidly as desired without ending up in the bushes.

Limited almost exclusively to the lighter American and Mexican macro-lagers.
Natural Light

Dude 1: "Dude, you just crushed that beer"
Dude 2: "Sport Beer me, Bro"

With a virtually limitless supply of Sport Beer at the party, Eric repeatedly demonstrated both American and Canadian style shotgunning techniques to the amazement of his friends.
by Dr. RL June 6, 2011
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Fantasy Sports

Here's the REAL definition of fantasy sports (dunno what 'franktherabbit' was thinking).

The next-best thing to physically playing sports, fantasy sports encompasses every sport and is actually a multi-billion dollar business. There are many types of fantasy sports, such as the salary cap form, where you have a finite amount of money to use towards purchasing players for your team. But the most played types are head-to-head and rotisserie. The basic premise of these types of fantasy sports is you are given a team of players (either by participating in an online draft or through an offline draft by pre-ranking players before the given drafting date) from which they represent their own real-life professional sports teams, and you manage your rosters either daily or weekly (depending on you league’s settings) with the intent of topping the rest of the managers in your league. The stats that each player accumulates when they play (e.g., an NHL hockey forward gets 1 goal and 1 assist with a +2 rating during one of his team’s games) will equate to a X number of fantasy points for your fantasy team. In order to be successful at these games, managers need to be fully committed to their teams; must have good strategy and proactive skills; and a bit of luck. With the advent of the internet, it’s now widely played online, with ‘Yahoo!’ being the prevalent provider due to its ‘free play’ option and superior interface.
Most people will have already played fantasy sports without even knowing it. Whenever you are involved in a sports pool with your co-workers/friends at work or school, you are said to be playing a form of fantasy sports.
by The Mikey Show July 16, 2008
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sporting a MacDonald

being really bald
Dude, I haven't seen you for a long time. You're totally sporting a MacDonald!
by flash1 May 12, 2011
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dual sport

A motorcycle meant to be ridden in dirt and on pavement. The most common / well known being the BMW R 1200 GS.
I ride my dual sport on some awesome forest trails.
by DiverJas January 22, 2018
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sport fucker

A person who fucks for sport. See example
A sport fucker is synonymous with someone who fishes for sport. Catch and release. Points
by thisguyandstufflikethat October 1, 2012
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sports fail

An action that is clumsy, unintentional, accidental that ends up in a moment of utter calamity in a sporting event.
The Boise State kicker committed a sports fail for the team resulting in a multimillion dollar loss for the school + infinite shame.
by Zambiki December 1, 2010
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Sports Clits

A shitty but affordable haircutting shop where the staff are rude and cut chunks in your hair and refuse to fix it when they mess your hair up
I just got a new haircut at Sports Clits and posted a selfie and now everybody's blocking me
by D Flawless December 31, 2019
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